Julie: It's been so long since we've done this.
Jimmy: Well, it's like riding a bike... An incredibly toned and, you know, evenly tanned and limber bike.

Julie: Just one little stripper... who never hurt anyone... Who's just trying to make his way in the world... naked.

Julie: Marissa, I just want you to know that, everything I ever did, good, bad, or otherwise, I did it for you. So that you could have a better life than I had. And I know I wasn't perfect. I mean, the thing with Luke and trying to frame Ryan for attempted homicide...
Marissa: Mom, I love you. Ok, just know that. (both crying)
Julie: Oh sweetheart, that's all I wanted. I love you too.
Marissa: Besides, you know the strength it takes to start over, to go out on my own? That has to come from being Julie Cooper's daughter.
Julie: I am spirited, aren't I?

Julie: My wedding planner is a passive-aggressive nitwit who has the audacity to question my taste in music. Bob Seger is not "so over."

Julie: Oh, classy choice, Jimmy, although it's pretty obvious that you're with her because you can't be with Kirsten. You know, I think in psychology that's called transference.
Jimmy: Oh, and you marrying Caleb, I think in psychology that's called shameless gold-digging.
Season 2

Julie: Oh, my God. Cooper family hug.

Julie: Oh, my gosh. How much vodka did you put in this?
Kirsten: Normal amount. Little less.

Julie: That's very punk of you. You know, I used to like punk in my day.
Marissa: Mom!
Julie: Okay, Marissa. It still is my day. I was just being modest.

Julie: Truth is, being CEO is a bitch.
Jimmy: Hmm, you'd think you'd be a natural.

Julie: When I was in Europe, I did some real soul-searching.
Marissa: I hope you didn't hurt yourself.

Julie: Why this guy? He launched a magazine called The Ugly American.
Kirsten: I've heard of that. It's an independent travel magazine. It's won a bunch of awards.
Julie: Fine, but our magazine is about beautiful Americans.

Julie: You can go on with your life, Cal. But I am never leaving this room. My Howard Hughes phase starts now.

Kaitlin: Well, don't worry. We'll find you another old dude to pay for all your stuff and cheat on you.
Julie: Is that what I'm teaching you?
Kaitlin: Pretty much.

Kaitlin: Can you imagine growing up with Marissa Cooper as your older sister?

Kaitlin: You should invest in my mother's business.
Bullet: Or what? You gonna tell everyone what a meany ol' Bullet is and I'm gonna have to sit alone at lunch?! Oh boo hoo hoo hoo.