The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesSummer: What does she see in that guy? He's so dirty and greasy.
Seth: He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know.
Summer:Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.
Seth: He's got good abs. Women like abs. I got a six-pack myself. I know.
Summer:Oh, Cohen, those are your ribs.
Summer: What happened with Ryan?
Taylor: [sighs] I tried, Summer. I really did. The moment was upon us, we were staring into each other's eyes, and... and he just didn't say it! Ugh. Sometimes I just wanna grab him and tie him to a chair and shoot him full of sodium pentothal and see what spills out.
Taylor: [sighs] I tried, Summer. I really did. The moment was upon us, we were staring into each other's eyes, and... and he just didn't say it! Ugh. Sometimes I just wanna grab him and tie him to a chair and shoot him full of sodium pentothal and see what spills out.
Summer: What're you doing?
Seth: Almost watching TV. This is either SpongeBob SquarePants or JAG.
Seth: Almost watching TV. This is either SpongeBob SquarePants or JAG.
Summer: You don't like hardware stores and you cry during chick flicks. Next thing you're gonna tell me, you walk in on Ryan changing.
Seth: Hey... that's crazy. Let's go to the hardware store.
Seth: Hey... that's crazy. Let's go to the hardware store.
Summer: You gotta admit, Coop, whatever happens, Ryan facing off with Trey to avenge your honour -- God, that is so freakin hot! In a mythic, biblical, Samurai, western kind of way.
Summer: You guys bringing back the comic book?
Seth and Zach: No! No. Goodness gracious no!
Seth: It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.
Seth and Zach: No! No. Goodness gracious no!
Seth: It's a graphic novel. It's totally different.
Summer: You guys ever wonder what life would be like if Atwood never came here?
Marissa: I definitely never would've talked to Seth.
Summer: Ah, hell no. Me either.
Ryan: See, you owe me one, buddy.
Seth: Me? She'd [points to Marissa] still be dating the dude who shaves his chest.
Marissa: I definitely never would've talked to Seth.
Summer: Ah, hell no. Me either.
Ryan: See, you owe me one, buddy.
Seth: Me? She'd [points to Marissa] still be dating the dude who shaves his chest.
Summer: You have to find the stud.
Seth: You mean like you did, Summer?
Summer: Just get me the stud-finder?
Seth: Oh, Summer. I think you are the stud-finder.
Summer: You see this hammer in my hand?
Seth: Yeah, I'm gonna find that stud-finder. What does it look like?
Summer: And the level.
Seth: What is a level?
Summer: Don't you know what a level is?
Seth: Yeah, it's something that you advance to in a video game.
Summer: That's funny. The tool doesn't know about tools.
Seth: You mean like you did, Summer?
Summer: Just get me the stud-finder?
Seth: Oh, Summer. I think you are the stud-finder.
Summer: You see this hammer in my hand?
Seth: Yeah, I'm gonna find that stud-finder. What does it look like?
Summer: And the level.
Seth: What is a level?
Summer: Don't you know what a level is?
Seth: Yeah, it's something that you advance to in a video game.
Summer: That's funny. The tool doesn't know about tools.
Summer: You know, I really thought things were gonna be different this time. But you haven't changed at all. You've found new and even more public ways of disappointing me.
Summer: You were in the comic book club?
Seth: Yeah. I was the president and only member.
Seth: Yeah. I was the president and only member.
Summer: You've gotta go, like, Ice-Man on her ass, see how she likes it.
Seth: Wow, was that your first X-Men reference?
Summer: Top Gun.
Seth: Top Gun. Hey, that's one of the greatest love stories of our time.
Seth: Wow, was that your first X-Men reference?
Summer: Top Gun.
Seth: Top Gun. Hey, that's one of the greatest love stories of our time.
Summer: [Seeing the front page of a newspaper] Did you see this about earthquake weather? You know, it's exactly this kind of voodoo science that lets politicians deny global warming [hands paper to Taylor]
Taylor: Oh, my God, I know. And how many times have they predicted "the big one" and it never happens. Almost makes you wish that it would.
Taylor: Oh, my God, I know. And how many times have they predicted "the big one" and it never happens. Almost makes you wish that it would.
Summer: [talking about Che] He's flying here. He was feeling weird Seth vibes.
Taylor: All the way from Rhode Island?
Summer: Che transcends space and time.
Taylor: All the way from Rhode Island?
Summer: Che transcends space and time.
Taylor: Ryan! There you are! I think there might be something wrong with your phone. I called three times today--
Ryan: Six, actually.
Taylor: Oh! Well, um, did you get a chance to look at that silly little document?
Ryan: Yeah, I did, and I have a question for you. [hands her the document in French] What does that say right there?
Taylor: Oh, that's just lawyer-speak. You know, party of the first part, party of the second part...
Ryan: So it doesn't say we had sex, like, thirty times? It took me, like, five hours to translate that.
Ryan: Six, actually.
Taylor: Oh! Well, um, did you get a chance to look at that silly little document?
Ryan: Yeah, I did, and I have a question for you. [hands her the document in French] What does that say right there?
Taylor: Oh, that's just lawyer-speak. You know, party of the first part, party of the second part...
Ryan: So it doesn't say we had sex, like, thirty times? It took me, like, five hours to translate that.