The O.C. quotes

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Summer: Party at Caleb's. That sounds awesome. Maybe a little shuffleboard, a little bingo?

Summer: Ready to go? It's the third day of the Pride and Prejudice miniseries in English class.
Seth: Summer, the show you are about to see has all the makings of a classic Jane Austen novel. It's got sisters, lies and bosoms.

Summer: Sailing is, like, so not the fastest way to get anywhere.

Summer: She's Taylor Townsend. She's, like, the Carl Rove of our school.
Seth: So you can take Carl Ro- you know who Carl Rove is?
Summer: Yeah, my step-mom sometimes naps in front of CNN. I hear things as I'm dragging her off to bed.

Summer: Should we bring him a snack? What does Ryan eat?
Seth: Dry cereal from a box and black coffee.

Summer: Shouldn't you be at the hospital?
Marissa: Uh, whatever. It's just Caleb. Ryan said he'll be fine. Besides he's like a... a cockroach, you know. He'll outlive us all.

Summer: Still hasn't called you back? He was in lockup. Maybe he's into dudes now.

Summer: Taylor, whats wrong? You look like you've just seen a ghost.
Taylor: Can you keep a secret? Like, a really big secret? Like, a huge secret?
Summer: Yeah...
Taylor: I think you might be pregnant.

Summer: The other night, when we... had sex... you weren't the only virgin in the room.
Seth: There was someone else in the room? Like, filming us?
Summer: Me, jackass.

Summer: There's nothing I hate more then perky blondes who want to take over the world.

Summer: Ugh. Che, just shut up, okay, before I tie you up with hemp rope, set you on fire and get high off of the fumes from your burning flesh.
Che: Dark.

Summer: Was I really mean to you?
Seth: No, that would have required you to speak to me. Or anyone to speak to me.

Summer: We need to do something. We gotta go.
Seth: Go? Go where?
Summer: The soup kitchen, we're gonna feed the homeless.
Seth: Do we have to? We're already feeding Ryan and he was homeless once.

Summer: Well my therapist said the best thing I can do to move on in my life, is to divest myself of Seth's material possessions. [Kirsten looks confused] I've got to dump off a bunch of his crap.

Summer: What do you want from me, Cohen?
Seth: I just want you.
Summer: No, you don't. You had me. You had me at Chrismukkah in a freakin' Wonderwoman costume and you chose Anna. You had me three months ago and you left.
Seth: I want to make that up to you.
Summer: It has nothing to do with me. It's about you. And it is always about you. What you need and what you want. You know, it seems you only want me when you can't have me. You like the chase, and that's all. So you know what? You can have it.