The O.C. quotes

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Summer: Hey, guys, can't talk. I have to go see Dr. Kim.
Seth: You in trouble?
Summer: Uh, no. I have to change my college file. I got my SAT score.
Seth: Summer, we got our SAT scores back months ago.
Summer: Well, I took mine late. There was a Valley marathon the first time around.
Ryan: Oh. How'd you do?
Seth: Ryan, come on. You never ask a lady her age, weight or SAT score.
Summer: I got a 2300.
[Ryan and Seth stare at her, dumbfounded.]
Summer: What? That bad?

Summer: How can you live like this? Your t-shirts are touching your sweaters.

Summer: I cannot believe what Chirac said to the Farmers' Union. You go, Jacques!

Summer: I do not like Seth Cohen. I mean, I can't like Seth Cohen. He's, like, Seth Cohen!

Summer: I feel like my flesh is melting. I just hope it melts evenly.

Summer: I will join the synchronized swim team, do rhythmic gymnastics, shot-put, collect stamps, march for women's rights, free animals from laboratories. You know, I will even read comic books with Cohen and his wack pack of social maladjusts. But, drama club: no.

Summer: I'm busy. Studying. Naked.
Seth: [outside the door] Is that supposed to keep me away?
Summer: Cohen? You're at my house!
Seth: And you're dressed. I wonder who's more disappointed.
Seth: Okay, listen. Summer, it's not like now that me and Anna broke up I'm now choosing you. Okay? Because the whole reason that we broke up is because for me it's always been you, Summer. It's always been you. I've tried to fight it and I've tried to deny it. And I can't do it. I can't. You're undeniable.

Summer: I'm gonna study this thing so hard I'm even gonna out-Jew you. [opens the Haggadah]
Seth: You're reading it backwards.

Summer: Is everything OK at home?
Seth: Sandy Cohen and I got a little man-boy lovin' going on.

Summer: Just remember, this isn't goodbye. You're my destiny, Cohen.
Seth: Go save the world, Summer Roberts.

Summer: Look, I know you've never had a birthday party before, let alone ever been to one -- but usually people get presents for their birthday. So will you please tell me what you want?
Taylor: [sighs] Okay, honestly? I want Ryan to ask me to go with him to Berkeley next year.
Summer: Okay, I was thinking more along the lines of a cute top...

Summer: Mostly we talk about me.
Seth: You?
Summer: Yeah, you know. It's like our common interest.

Summer: My Dad says chins are the new nose.
Anna: So did Picasso.
Summer: Really? What hospital does he work for? Kidding! I'm not that dumb, just shallow!

Summer: Oh, I love helping sick people. It's just they kept making me sick. So I've been reassigned to gun-shot victims, 'cause you can't catch one of those.

Summer: Oh, my god, I'm having a panic spiral.