Seth: You may find this hard to believe, Ryan... but when I was younger, I used to be a bit of a worrier.
Ryan: You don't say
Seth: To distract myself from worrying, I would sometimes make lists. It didn't matter what the lists were of, it could be anything. Every cereal I've ever eaten, or the names of every planet mentioned in Star Wars. Whatever."
Ryan: You wanna make a list, Seth?
Seth: Oh, yeah. Whatever. Sure, if you want to. We could start with everyone you've punched in the face...since moving to Newport. First would be Luke at Holly's beach house
Ryan: Yeah, & number two would be Luke.
Seth: Right, at the diner.
Ryan: Yeah, & again at the model home.
Seth: What about Holly's dad at the cotilion?
Ryan: That was more of a tackle
Seth: Which takes us back to Luke
Ryan: Yeah. TJ.

Seth: You'll see. You'll see too. You'll all see.
Ryan: You're really starting to scare me.
Seth: I'm okay with that.

Seth: You're gonna walk up to her [Marissa] in front of the entire student body and and be all "hey" and just hope she "heys" you back?
Ryan: [pause] Yeah, we're not going to school.

Seth: You're still an Atwood. Only a slightly more edgy, darker version, I think. But some people think Ryan's gotten a little softer.
Trey: Ryan said you talk a lot.

Summer: Hey, uh, Che, this is my boyfriend Seth. Seth, this is Che.
Che: Summer, you have a twin flame? [to Seth] I wish I knew you were coming to town. I would have made you a bracelet!
Seth: Oh, hey. Where I come from, we just say "hey.".
Che: Well, to borrow your native tongue... "hey."

Summer (pointing at the frontpage of the Orange County Chronicle) :Did you see this about earthquake weather? You know, it's exactly this kind of voodoo science that let's politicians deny global warming.
Taylor: Oh my God, I know and how many times have they predicted the big one and it never happens. Almost makes you wish that it would.

Summer (to Sandy): Just go with it, it's Taylor.

Summer [to Taylor]: OK, so you want to get Ryan to tell you that he wants you to go to Berkeley without knowing that you already got into Berkeley?
Taylor: Exactly.
Summer: And how are you going to do that?
Taylor: Easy, I just need to get him to tell me that he loves me.
Summer: Mhmm, Ryan talking about his feelings, now that would be an earth-shattering event.

Summer: (Leaving a message on Seth's answering machine) Cohizzle, you said you'd only be gone 10 minutes.

Summer: Before Trey, I never actually knew anyone in a coma. Well, I mean on The Valley there's someone in a coma like every week -- but I think that's just so when they wake up, another actor can play the part.

Summer: Captain Oats is a really good listener. Princess Sparkle, she just kinda stands there and looks cute.

Summer: Cohen learned how to grill this summer. It's a major life achievement.
Seth: That's right. I grilled some corn, I grilled some veggies, I found something in Marissa's fridge, I just-- I grilled it.

Summer: Cohen, just shut up. 'Cause even when you're not lying, you're lying.

Summer: Cohen, there's something I need to tell you.
Seth: That you're using me to get to my father?

Summer: Get away from him, whore!
Seth: Hey hey hey! She's not a whore. She goes to UNLV.
Summer: Oh, I'm sorry. Skank.