The O.C. quotes
413 total quotesSeth: Ugh. Get a room.
Sandy: Hey, count your blessings. Kids with affectionate parents
grow up to be better adjusted sexually as adults.
Sandy: Hey, count your blessings. Kids with affectionate parents
grow up to be better adjusted sexually as adults.
Seth: We could have turned this into a body-swap comedy, we could have squeezed another year or two out of this.
Seth: We gotta get your photo taken for your school ID.
Ryan: Another mugshot?
Seth: If you must be so cynical.
Ryan: Another mugshot?
Seth: If you must be so cynical.
Seth: What are we we do, man? I don't want to get thrown out of the hotel. I love the hotel. I wanna marry the hotel and have little gambling-addicted alcoholic kids with it.
Seth: What are you doing?
Summer: Nothing. Looking for stamps.
Seth: You're mailing a letter?
Summer: Not without stamps. Let's go make out upstairs!
Summer: Nothing. Looking for stamps.
Seth: You're mailing a letter?
Summer: Not without stamps. Let's go make out upstairs!
Seth: What happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.
Ryan: What happens in Mexico?
Seth: I don't know, because it stays there. That's why we must go!
Ryan: What happens in Mexico?
Seth: I don't know, because it stays there. That's why we must go!
Seth: What if the girl I'm supposed to be with just went back to Pittsburgh?
Ryan: What if she went back to Chino?
Seth: Why would Anna go to Chino? Kidding, come on.
Ryan: Nice one. Well, at least we still have each other.
Seth: Actually, I have Summer now. But I'll put a little Seth/Ryan time on the books. That's quality time.
Ryan: Thanks, buddy. I could always hang out with Luke. What do you think he's doing right now?
Seth: Discovering fire? Hunting and gathering? Shaving his chest with a buck knife? You guys could do that together.
Ryan: I do do that.
Ryan: What if she went back to Chino?
Seth: Why would Anna go to Chino? Kidding, come on.
Ryan: Nice one. Well, at least we still have each other.
Seth: Actually, I have Summer now. But I'll put a little Seth/Ryan time on the books. That's quality time.
Ryan: Thanks, buddy. I could always hang out with Luke. What do you think he's doing right now?
Seth: Discovering fire? Hunting and gathering? Shaving his chest with a buck knife? You guys could do that together.
Ryan: I do do that.
Seth: What would you say, in your professional surgical opinion, Summer has more of? Vim or vigor?
Seth: What? It's Anna. I could have said "pop a squat" in front of her if I wanted to.
Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Sometimes I do.
Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Sometimes I do.
Seth: You and Julie Cooper trapped on a boat, huh?
Ryan: Yeah.
Seth: Can't wait to see how that one goes.
Ryan: I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.
Seth: What? Girlfriend? I thought that you didn't do girlfriends. I mean you did 'em, but you know what I'm saying.
Ryan: Yeah.
Seth: Can't wait to see how that one goes.
Ryan: I don't really have a choice, since she's my girlfriend.
Seth: What? Girlfriend? I thought that you didn't do girlfriends. I mean you did 'em, but you know what I'm saying.
Seth: You ate my toast, Summer.
Summer: I like crusts, Seth.
Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Seth: What?
Summer: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.
Summer: I like crusts, Seth.
Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable.
Summer: You know what else is undeniable?
Seth: What?
Summer: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.
Seth: You guys really wouldn't hurt me. Because that would be so clichéd. [they pick him up] Oh, I guess you're fans of the cliché.