The O.C. quotes

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Seth: So, today's topics, we have some topics... The Hulk. He gets bigger, all his clothes rip off. Except his pants. Why is that?

Seth: So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah?
Ryan: Uh...
Seth: Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.

Seth: Spiderman is really the only protective headgear I own.
Summer: Well, it's too bad you weren't wearing protective headgear when you were dropped on your head as a child.
Seth: Oh, zing!

Seth: Summer found my stash.
Ryan: You don't have any visible bruises. She... did she go for the kidneys?

Seth: Summer's right over there. Look. Oh, stop, don't look. But, I mean you can look, but don't look like you're looking.

Seth: Summer, can I walk you to class?
Summer: I can walk myself.
Seth: Great, then you can walk me, too.

Seth: Take a good look around. Everything's about to change.
Summer: Actually, I have a surprise! Look: the floor plan to our apartment in Providence.
Seth: Hey: big screen TV, La-Z-boys, hotplate. Looks exactly like here.
Summer: Mmm?
Seth: Awesome! Do you think our TiVO will keep its memory if we pack it?
Summer: I don't know. I should call the helpline right now.

Seth: Take a look around, man. In a few weeks, you're gonna have all these new faces to punch.
Ryan: Aw, you gettin' nostalgic on me?

Seth: That is how lame I have become. I can't even be third-wheel to an actual relationship.

Seth: The ink's all smudged, I can't even read it! Is that a "v" or a "q"? Here, look, right there. First sentence says "I love you," but what is that word right there? "Azerbaijan"? "Aztecs"?
Summer: Aspirin.
Seth: You think it says "aspirin"?
Summer: No, you're giving me a headache.
Seth: Okay. "Coincidence"? "Confucius"? What is the "c" word?
Summer: Confusing?
Seth: You think it says "confusing"?
Summer: No! You're confusing me.

Seth: The master race has been perfected, Ryan, and they all go to our school.

Seth: There should be a channel on television, I think, of us watching television.
Anna: We're that good.
Summer: Yeah, you are. You're so that good. You're whole witty-banter thing is so cute, you guys. You guys are like brother and sister. Yeah, you guys could totally be related.

Seth: Today's a good day for me, Ryan. I finally came clean, told the truth about not getting into Brown, and things are great. Life is so much better when you're honest, you just mean what you say, you say what you mean. I feel like you.
Ryan: Well, now that you're on a roll, are you going to tell Sandy and Kirsten about Brown, too?
Seth: Yeah, I don't think so.

Seth: Tonight Newport is our bitch, okay?

Seth: Trust me, man, no girl wants to be alone on Valentine's Day.
Ryan: And you know this because?
Seth: Because inside my manly exterior beats the heart of a 14-year-old girl.