The O.C. quotes

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Seth: Marissa, I'm gonna need to borrow you for a second, 'cause, we're gonna have to work on Summer's birthday present.
Marissa: Her birthday's not for like eight months.
Seth: What to get the girl who has everything? We need to plan early.

Seth: Maybe they're not having sex. Maybe they just go to a motel to spoon and watch Charlie Rose.

Seth: Mom, Hailey made three different kinds of pancakes and waffles. They're deliciously redundant.

Seth: My friend Ryan, he's really cool, okay? He's very anti-establishment. He enjoys sunset walks on the beach, punching people, and not smiling.
Alex: And that's how you see me?
Seth: Yeah. Only with less smiling.

Seth: My Jew-fro is frizzing out. I look like Screech.

Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked.
Summer: Eww.
Seth: Summer?
Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen?
Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.

Seth: Nothing says Thanksgiving like Moo Shu Pork.

Seth: Now, ahem, when last we checked... need some help with that?... we were on Trey. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe we went from Trey to a lengthy Volchok period.
Ryan: Yeah. Hey, thanks for this.
Seth: Yeah. Now unless you hit that Chili guy. Or Johnny. I know a lot of people were rooting for that.

Seth: Oh God, incoming.
Taylor: Hey, guys, have you heard about the lock-in tomorrow night? The entire senior class is going to spend the night in the gym.
Summer: Oh, we can't make it.
Seth: Yeah, I'm taking off my arm with a hacksaw.

Seth: Oh my god, Kaitlin Cooper?
Kaitlin: Weird neighbor kid, hi.
Seth: You have uhh... You've grown...
Kaitlin: Boobs?

Seth: oh my god
Marissa: oh my god
Alex: oh my god

Seth: Oh, I get it. I'm just here for the comic relief.

Seth: Oh, wow, I'm sorry. I should really learn to knock. In case there's a threesome going on in the bathroom.

Seth: Okay, how about this: you and Marissa run away together.
Ryan: Uh, last time I tried to run away-
Seth: We were ambushed by the cops. Got it. So I guess your not up for the model home idea, either.
Ryan: Uh, I thought we might be able start off with something that wouldn't involve me getting arrested.
Seth: Is it my fault that most of our half-baked adolescent schemes go hopelessly awry and my dad has to bail us out?
Ryan: Uh, usually, yeah.

Seth: Okay, I've always wondered, in your opinion, who is the better food industry server, I guess: Chloe, the magical waitress from Albequerque, or Donny, the angry busboy who shot Luke?
Ryan: I'll go with Chloe on that one.
Seth: Good. What I thought, what I thought. Desert island: Sadie, the tough-as-nails yet soulful jewelry maker, or Lindsay, my grandfather's illegitimate bookish love child?