The O.C. quotes

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Seth: How was the mall?
Ryan: Eh... Weird.
Seth: Yes. You've really painted a picture for me. I feel like I was there.

Seth: I appreciate you selling me my boat back. When I sold it I was in desperate straits. Low blood sugar. No snacks.

Seth: I can't believe she beat me.
Ryan: I can. Can we eat now?
Seth: Absolutely not. I won't go down like that. These people look up to me. I'm like a god to them.

Seth: I don't believe it, Ryan. Bright Eyes has two albums in the top ten.
Ryan: You okay with that?
Seth: Yeah. I just feel like the rest of the world's finally caught up to me. It's a little bit scary.
Ryan: Yeah, it's a lot scary.
Seth: Tell me I'm still special.

Seth: I have a mop, Ryan!
Ryan: You got a mop, Bro!

Seth: I know Jon Stewart's no Leno, but, you know...

Seth: I know you don't consider yourself as active.
Summer: No, two hobbies: shopping and sunbathing.

Seth: I know. I meant get a room. My room. And do it in front of me.

Seth: I need you help. I have a little quagmire to... un-quag.

Seth: I should apologize. It's just my pride.
Ryan: What pride?
Seth: Yeah I guess there's nothing standing in my way.

Seth: I think closure's overrated. I'm more of a fan of open-ended, unrequited love.

Seth: I think one day, pretty soon, we're all gonna have a good laugh about this. Ha ha ha. I know that day feels far off, but comedy is just tragedy plus time.

Seth: I'm back, Ryan. Cohen classic. Red, white and me.

Seth: I'm going 70 in a 65 zone.
Summer: 80 is the new 70.
Seth: What? Who talks like that?
Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does!
Seth: Well they have God on their side, Summer, okay. I'm not gonna beat Jesus.
Summer: I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us they are. And she's a girl!
Seth: That's insulting to your own gender.
Summer: Not as insulting as it is to you.

Seth: I'm going to visit Ryan. I thought, you know, maybe you'd like to come. I'm sure he'd love to see you.
Marissa: Uh, what's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention?
Seth: Star Wars convention? I'm sorry, her top was off. You couldn't at least have said X-Men for me?