The O.C. quotes

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Sandy: Ryan doesn't wear glasses.
Seth: He does when he's reading from right to left.

Sandy: Sandy Cohen. Pleasure swinging with you.

Sandy: Seth Ezekiel! Kitchen, now! And bring Mr. History of Agriculture with you.

Sandy: She's agreed to supervised visitation. 20 minutes, max.
Caleb: She's my daughter. I don't need to be supervised.
Sandy: No, I'm supervising her. I'm afraid she might kill you.

Sandy: So, at this concert tonight, anyone there going to be doing drugs?
Seth: I hope so. Otherwise it's a lame-ass concert.
Sandy: Anyone named Seth gonna be doing any drugs?

Sandy: So... a charity event where the donors keep half the profits and a yard sale with no yard. Hm. So that's how they do it in the OC.

Sandy: Sometimes the best thing is for a kid to have some space.
Kirsten: The Pacific Ocean? That's not enough space?

Sandy: Sophie Rose Cohen. It's got a nice ring to it.
Kirsten: She's beautiful, isn't she?
Seth: She really will be in two years, when she doesn't look like a squished meatball.
Ryan: You just called your sister a squished meatball.
Sandy: Shoulda seen what you looked like when you were born.
Kirsten: Oh, he was beautiful, too.
Seth: Yeah. I was.
Sandy: Yeah, you looked like you went 12 rounds with Joe Frazier.

Sandy: Sorry, but the boys and I made a pact.
Kirsten: A pact?
Sandy: A solemn promise.
Kirsten: When?
Sandy: You were in the bathroom.

Sandy: The FBI was here.
Kirsten: Well, it wouldn't be the Cohen house if there wasn't a visit from someone in law enforcement.

Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe.
Seth: So, I'm like asthma?

Sandy: There are days that I think Kirsten and me are bulletproof. I don't wanna test that theory.

Sandy: There's a doctor coming here this afternoon. He's gonna help us stage an intervention.
Seth: What? Is this, like, an After-school Special?

Sandy: We both screwed up.
Seth: We're both usually so awesome.

Sandy: We cannot fight a war on multiple fronts. Have we learned nothing from the Nazis?