The Muppet Show quotes

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Waldorf: Yeah, whadya think?
Statler: Beats sitting home watching television.
Mahna Mahna: Mahna Mahna!
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Waldorf: Yes, uh, well, uhn-huh. I still couldn't find the chewing gum.
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