The Mentalist quotes
453 total quotesWalter Mashburn: Can't believe I'm a one night stand for Dirty Harry.
Teresa Lisbon: Yeah, well, I'd leave you cab fare, but you've probably got that covered.
Teresa Lisbon: Yeah, well, I'd leave you cab fare, but you've probably got that covered.
Walter Mashburn: I upset you?
Teresa Lisbon: Upset me? No. Irritate me a litte? Maybe.
Walter Mashburn: Why?
Teresa Lisbon: You're egotistical. You're arrogant. You're entitled and rich.
Walter Mashburn: When do you get to the bad stuff?
Teresa Lisbon: Upset me? No. Irritate me a litte? Maybe.
Walter Mashburn: Why?
Teresa Lisbon: You're egotistical. You're arrogant. You're entitled and rich.
Walter Mashburn: When do you get to the bad stuff?
Walter Mashburn: So my friends say because you saved me that means you own me.
Teresa Lisbon: They have a return policy?
Teresa Lisbon: They have a return policy?
[Jane just guessed something about Mashburn.]
Walter Mashburn: I do! How do you know?
Patrick Jane: Pupil dilation.
Teresa Lisbon: Pupil dilation?!
Patrick Jane: Yes. When someone see something that they want, their pupils dilate.
Walter Mashburn: Pupil dilation... [stares at Lisbon] It's fantastic!
Patrick Jane: [glances at Mashburn's eyes, then at Lisbon's] Yes, it is. [Lisbon smiles]
Walter Mashburn: I do! How do you know?
Patrick Jane: Pupil dilation.
Teresa Lisbon: Pupil dilation?!
Patrick Jane: Yes. When someone see something that they want, their pupils dilate.
Walter Mashburn: Pupil dilation... [stares at Lisbon] It's fantastic!
Patrick Jane: [glances at Mashburn's eyes, then at Lisbon's] Yes, it is. [Lisbon smiles]
[Lisbon and Jane hiding in a kitchen]
Jane: [whispers] This isn't going to work unless you're quiet.
Lisbon: [whispers] I can't keep quiet. My legs are asleep. [squirms]
Jane: What do you mean your legs are asleep? Lets don't sleep. That's absurd. Don't say that.
Jane: [whispers] This isn't going to work unless you're quiet.
Lisbon: [whispers] I can't keep quiet. My legs are asleep. [squirms]
Jane: What do you mean your legs are asleep? Lets don't sleep. That's absurd. Don't say that.
Jane parks his car next to the crime scene.
Police officer: You can't park there.
Jane: Sure I can. [points to his car] Look.
Police officer: You can't park there.
Jane: Sure I can. [points to his car] Look.