Jane: Have you ever seen your mother naked?

Jane: I can do anything you want if you give me Red John.
Lorelai: I want your trust and friendship.
Jane: You have that.
Lorelai: I don't believe you.
Jane: How can I make you believe?
Lorelai: Kiss me.
Jane: What does that prove?
Lorelai: First you say you'll do anything I want, then you refuse the first thing I ask for. You're very complicated. (Jane kisses Lorelai)

Jane: Your inarticulate rage is understandable, but it's misplaced. You should probably just calm down.
Mancini: You calm yourself down, I'm not angry.
Jane: No? Your temples are pulsing like some weird under-sea creature. If that's not anger you should see a doctor.

Lisbon: I don't think you should be talking to Lorelai. You're too close.
Jane: Well I disagree.
Lisbon: I could put a stop to this right now. One word to Bertram-
Jane: Please don't do that. I know I can turn her. I know I can. And I promise you I will be careful.
Lisbon: Okay. (Jane touches Lisbon on the shoulder)
Jane: Thank you.

Lisbon: It's like a bad date. I wish these bozos would just vanish.

Lisbon: So did you buy that bracelet for Lorelai?
Jane: No, just a whim. Liked it. When I talk to her I need to be alone.
Lisbon: You will be.
Jane: I mean, with nobody watching or listening. I need to be able to tell her truthfully that we are alone.
Lisbon: Okay.
Jane: Thank you.
Lisbon: Just be careful. Don't get pulled into her game.
Jane: And what game is that?
Lisbon: I don't know, you tell me.
Jane: Well, I'm supposed to tell the game that you're thinking of? Okay, you're thinking of... Twister?
Lisbon: Go ahead. Laugh. But she's practically the first person since your wife that you...
Jane: Ooh!
Lisbon: It wouldn't be surprising if you had feelings for her.
Jane: She's a stepping stone to Red John. I knew that from the beginning. I don't have any feelings for her.

Lisbon: What are you? Huh? Crazy?
Jane: Excuse me?
Lisbon: I told you to be careful. I told you not to go over the edge.
Jane: And I told you not to listen.
Lisbon: Don't be childish! I am not your girlfriend, I am an officer of the law! How could I not listen?! You kissed her. And you offered to help her escape.
Jane: And I would ask her to marry me if I thought she would buy it. I was playing her.
Lisbon: She was playing you.

Lorelai: Hello Patrick.
Jane: Lorelai.
Lorelai: Is it just us or are your friends listening?
Jane: Just us, we're alone. (Lisbon is actually listening, but Jane doesn't know)
Lorelai: Good. Much nicer that way.
Jane: Sorry I didn't come to visit you sooner, I've been a little busy with a case.
Lorelai: It's okay. I've been enjoying the peace and quiet.
Jane: You need anything?
Lorelai: I'm fine. Nevermind about me, how are you? Back to solving crimes, huh?
Jane: Yes.
Lorelai: Why do you bother? You're trying to hold back the tide with a broom. I think you do it to be close to Teresa Lisbon. I think you're a little bit in love with her.
Jane: I-I do it to... pass the time.

Rigsby: Ah well done.
Cho: Good job, when do we get her back?
Jane: The judge said we can pick her up from County Jail tomorrow.
Rigsby: Did Mancini really throw a bottle at you?
Jane: Yes he did. And then he procedeed to chase me through the State House. But failed to catch me.
Lisbon: Congratulations, another mortal enemy made. You shoul be very proud.