The Closer quotes

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Yates: I'll let you participate in this interview if you let me participate in yours.
Brenda: I'm a little bit past the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" stage of life.

Yates: I'll let you participate in this interview if you let me participate in yours.
Brenda: I'm a little bit past the "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" stage of life.

Yates: Look, we got off on the wrong foot yesterday.
Brenda: Maybe that's because it was in your mouth.

Yates: Look, we got off on the wrong foot yesterday.
Brenda: Maybe that's because it was in your mouth.

Young Man: Um, I was just wondering... Is there a reward for reporting a murder?
Brenda: Yes. [Takes the boy's hand and breaks into a smile] Thank you so much for serving the community.

Young Man: Um, I was just wondering... Is there a reward for reporting a murder?
Brenda: Yes. [Takes the boy's hand and breaks into a smile] Thank you so much for serving the community.

[Agent Jackson knocks Provenza over]
Gabriel: Lieutenant, are you all right?
Provenza: Oh, I don't know. I think I broke something!
Brenda: I am shocked that you would assault an old man without provocation!...Sergeant Gabriel, check and see if a paramedic can come down here and take a look at Lieutenant Provenza. [To Provenza] Are you ok?
Provenza: Old man?

[Agent Jackson knocks Provenza over]
Gabriel: Lieutenant, are you all right?
Provenza: Oh, I don't know. I think I broke something!
Brenda: I am shocked that you would assault an old man without provocation!...Sergeant Gabriel, check and see if a paramedic can come down here and take a look at Lieutenant Provenza. [To Provenza] Are you ok?
Provenza: Old man?

[Brenda grabs a file from Fritz while they're kissing]
Brenda: Is this my Jane Doe?
Fritz: So much for foreplay.

[Brenda grabs a file from Fritz while they're kissing]
Brenda: Is this my Jane Doe?
Fritz: So much for foreplay.

[Hearing the voice on Fritz' GPS]
Brenda: What is that?
Fritz: I call her Tara. I think it's the same woman who does my voice mail.

[Hearing the voice on Fritz' GPS]
Brenda: What is that?
Fritz: I call her Tara. I think it's the same woman who does my voice mail.

[Provenza notices something furry floating inside the hot tub in which the victim was found]
Provenza: Is that a rat?
Flynn: That's his hair replacement system.
Provenza: His what?!
Flynn: They used to call it a toupee.
Provenza: They used to call it bald, too.

[Provenza notices something furry floating inside the hot tub in which the victim was found]
Provenza: Is that a rat?
Flynn: That's his hair replacement system.
Provenza: His what?!
Flynn: They used to call it a toupee.
Provenza: They used to call it bald, too.