The Closer quotes

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Provenza: I've waited my whole career to say this: The butler did it.

Provenza: I've waited my whole career to say this: The butler did it.

Provenza: Ok, everybody; mark the date. [Long pause] I was wrong.

Provenza: Ok, everybody; mark the date. [Long pause] I was wrong.

Provenza: Ok. We all know what's going on here. The smart move is to not get involved until the dust settles.
Flynn: Yeah. That's the smart move, alright. What's your idea?

Provenza: Ok. We all know what's going on here. The smart move is to not get involved until the dust settles.
Flynn: Yeah. That's the smart move, alright. What's your idea?

Provenza: Taylor, what you doin' with our suspect?
Taylor: You know how it is, Provenza; the Pope giveth and the Pope taketh away.

Provenza: Taylor, what you doin' with our suspect?
Taylor: You know how it is, Provenza; the Pope giveth and the Pope taketh away.

Provenza: The water's still hot, this bottle's half empty. This guy got drunk and cooked to death.

Provenza: The water's still hot, this bottle's half empty. This guy got drunk and cooked to death.

Provenza: Where's Scarlett O'Hara? [Referring to Brenda]

Provenza: Where's Scarlett O'Hara? [Referring to Brenda]

Sandra: The Drill Team was his first film as a producer. And it never would've gotten made without me. I set it up; I attached Dick.
Provenza: [watching the interview] I bet she attached dick to a lot of things.

Sandra: The Drill Team was his first film as a producer. And it never would've gotten made without me. I set it up; I attached Dick.
Provenza: [watching the interview] I bet she attached dick to a lot of things.

Sgt. Gabriel: When you handcuff Dean Kingsley and put him in the back seat of your car, you're going to have helicopters, news vans and millions of television viewers, all escorting you back here to Parker Center.
Brenda: So?
Sgt. Gabriel: So, are you absolutely sure you can, by yourself, drive back here without getting lost?
[Brenda hesitates, then hands over her car keys]
Sgt. Gabriel: Thank you. Thank you. I know that was very difficult for you, but thank you.