[Blossom is doing math on an abacus after Him tells her that she's got 1 minute]
Buttercup: Can't you abacus any faster?
Blossom: "Abacus" my butt!

[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
Blossom, Buttercup: Bubbles?!
Narrator: Bubbles?!
Mayor: Bubbles?!
Talking Dog: Bubbles?!
Crowd: Bubbles?!
Mojo Jojo: [in a towel] Bubbles.
Bubbles: [in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
Mojo Jojo: [annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Buttercup: Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
Blossom: What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
Mojo Jojo: You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?

[Him interrupts the fight between the Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys]
Him: [effeminate voice] Hello, girls!
Powerpuff Girls: [gasp] Him!
Him: So nice to see you again! How's things? Not so good? Having a little boy trouble, hmm? Or should I say... [demonic voice] BIG boy trouble?!
[The Boys - now huge after being kissed by the Girls several times - land behind Him]
Him: [effeminate] Hello, Boys. [demonic] You're doing just fine. [to the Girls, effeminate] So, how does it feel, Girls, to know defeat is just around the corner... [demonic] and victory for me is at hand?!
Blossom: So you're behind this, Him! What did you do to make our kisses powerless?!
Him: [effeminate] Oh, that. That's my little secret. You see, I realized that the Boys' only weakness [demonic] was your pathetic little kisses. And since I [effeminate] knew you would resort to that, I added a little something extra: a cootie vaccination! "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now you have a cootie shot!" [laughs] I got the spell off the Internet.

[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
Him: Splendidly evil, isn't it?
Mojo Jojo: Evil?! How about STUPID?! Yes, thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after 6 SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!!!

[holding a blanket to her cheek]
Buttercup: I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter. I am a good fighter.

[Mojo Jojo's letter to the Girls:]
Dear Powerpuff Girls,
I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!
This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.
Bubbles: [after reading it] Who could have done this?
[Blossom and Buttercup look annoyed]

[Princess flies in front of Buttercup, who is shocked; Princess then slaps her]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[Princess slaps her once again]
Buttercup: Ow! Quit it!
[An annoyed Buttercup jumps on Princess' back and kicks her far away from herself]
Buttercup: QUIT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
Princess Morbucks: Thanks, Einstein!
[Buttercup stares at Princess, but then Blossom and Bubbles grab her]
Blossom: Good job, Buttercup.
Bubbles: Yeah. Nice one.
Buttercup: Oh, shut up!

[Princess got up from her bed to get another pillow and gets crushed by a bunch of coal]
Princess Morbucks: Naughty, huh? I'll show you who's naughty! [Throws a piece of coal]

[The girls introduce their new friend Robin to Professor Utonium]
Buttercup: This is the professor - he's sort of our dad. He created us in his laboratory.
Professor: Yes, uh... well, it was sort of an accident...
Robin: That's okay, Professor - I was an accident, too!

[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]
Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.
Bubbles: Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
Blossom: Today, for the first time ever . . .
Bubbles: Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . we have discovered an individual . . .
Bubbles: . . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . whose bravery . . .
Bubbles: . . . cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . strength . . .
Bubbles: . . .cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . and agility . . .
Bubbles: . . . cheep cheep . . .
Blossom . . . have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization . . .
The Powerpuff Girls: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Bubbles: CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!
Professor Utonium: Hm? Oh, uh, yay!
Blossom: And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .
Bubbles: Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Buttercup: Bruce begins with a B!
Blossom: Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .
Bubbles: . . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Blossom: . . . Powerpuff Bullet!
Bubbles: . . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!
Professor Utonium: Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]
Season 5

[The Rowdyruff Boys have been resurrected (complete with meaner-looking hairstyles)]
Blossom: The Rowdyruff Boys?!
Buttercup: But that's impossible!
Bubbles: We blew you guys up!
Brick: [Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!
[The Girls suddenly start to snicker]
Brick: Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!
Blossom: [Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)
Bubbles: [Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?
Buttercup: [Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?
[Boomer naively inspects his hair, while Butch twitches, eager to fight. The Girls continue to laugh, and Brick gets more and more irritated until he finally snaps.]
Brick: SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!! [the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!
Blossom: "STUPID"?!
Buttercup: "WIMPY"?!
Bubbles: "LAME-O"?!
Brick: You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!
Butch: Butch!
Boomer: Boomer!
Brick: And me, Brick!
[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it]
Brick: [annoyed] Pay attention!
Bubbles: [giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?
Boomer: [trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!
Blossom: ... That doesn't even make sense.
Boomer: I know you are, but what am I?!
Buttercup: Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!
Butch: [snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!

[During a battle between Blossom and one of Mojo's robots]
Blossom: Okay! It's just you and me! Let's see what you got!
[She blows a raspberry at the robot]

[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]
Mojo Jojo: Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.
The Powerpuff Girls: [Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]
Blossom: Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Bubbles: And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Buttercup: Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

[The Professor read's Mojo's note over the hotline]
Professor: "Bubbles, Buttercup or whichever of the two remaining Powerpuff Girls has answered the hotline, listen closely. Pay attention. Consentrate intently on the words coming from my mouth. I, the Professor, am being held prisoner. I am being kept against my will in a location not of my choosing. If you desire my safe return you must..." Oh, excuse me. Could you please move you finger?
Mojo: Sorry.
Professor: Thank you. "...come to the lair of Mojo Jojo together, not alone. Indepently..."
Buttercup: I think we need to go to Mojo's and save the Professor.
Bubbles: Again?!