The Powerpuff Girls quotes
105 total quotesBig Billy: Hello?
Him: [demonic voice] I demand to speak with The Mayor!
Big Billy: He's not here right now. Can I take a massage (message)?
Him: [effeminate voice] Do you know when he'll be back?
Him: [demonic voice] I demand to speak with The Mayor!
Big Billy: He's not here right now. Can I take a massage (message)?
Him: [effeminate voice] Do you know when he'll be back?
Blossom: Not so fast...
Buttercup: Mojo...
Bubbles: Jojo!
[The Girls are changed into dogs]
Mojo Jojo: Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?
Buttercup: Mojo...
Bubbles: Jojo!
[The Girls are changed into dogs]
Mojo Jojo: Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?
Blossom: You know what you have to do!
Buttercup: No! Anything but that!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Buttercup: No, no, no, no, no! All right! ELMER!!
Buttercup: No! Anything but that!
Blossom: Buttercup!
Buttercup: No, no, no, no, no! All right! ELMER!!
Buttercup: [To Elmer, who has turned into a giant paste monster, and is covered in flour; sing-song voice] You can't stick to me! You can't stick to me! Nyah nyah nyah-nyah--
[Elmer grows a hole in his stomach and Buttercup flies through it]
Buttercup: --Nyah???
[Elmer grows a hole in his stomach and Buttercup flies through it]
Buttercup: --Nyah???
Him: [To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [Effeminate voice] Him!
Mojo Jojo: Oh! Yes, sir! What is it?
Him: [Demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
Mojo Jojo: The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
Him: WHAT?! How did you know?!
Mojo Jojo: The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Him: Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
Him: This is an outrage!
Mojo Jojo: You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: BIRTHDAY SUIT!! [Cries]
Him: [demonic voice] We should complain!
Mojo Jojo: But to whom?
Mojo Jojo: Oh! Yes, sir! What is it?
Him: [Demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
Mojo Jojo: The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
Him: WHAT?! How did you know?!
Mojo Jojo: The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Him: Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
Him: This is an outrage!
Mojo Jojo: You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: BIRTHDAY SUIT!! [Cries]
Him: [demonic voice] We should complain!
Mojo Jojo: But to whom?
Loyd & Floyd: Hey dude........
Mitch Mitchelson: What!
Loyd & Floyd: Dude..... Dude....
Mitch Mitchelson: What!
Loyd & Floyd: Dude..... Dude....
Mugger: [Holding an old woman at gunpoint] Uh... everybody freeze or the old lady gets it!
[The crowd gasps in terror]
Major Man: Halt, vile villain, or taste the bitter flavor of justice that Major Man will serve you!
Buttercup: [Sing-song voice] Cor-ny!
[The crowd shushes her.]
[The crowd gasps in terror]
Major Man: Halt, vile villain, or taste the bitter flavor of justice that Major Man will serve you!
Buttercup: [Sing-song voice] Cor-ny!
[The crowd shushes her.]
Narrator: It appears our Girls are being secretly monitored. But by who? [upon seeing who it is, he is suddenly scared] Oh, no! Not... I-- I-- I can't say it! This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile, that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men! The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... Him!
Narrator: The city of Townsville! And what a beautiful city she is, full of--
[A phone rings]
Narrator: Oh, excuse me. [Answers phone] Uh... hello?
Ace: [Over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good for nothin' toad!
Narrator: You can't talk to me like that!
Ace: [Over phone] How 'bout this? I THINK YOU STINK! I CAN SMELL YA OVER THE PHONE!
Narrator: Why I oughta... WHO IS THIS?!
[The caller hangs up]
Narrator: Hello?! Hello?!
[A phone rings]
Narrator: Oh, excuse me. [Answers phone] Uh... hello?
Ace: [Over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good for nothin' toad!
Narrator: You can't talk to me like that!
Ace: [Over phone] How 'bout this? I THINK YOU STINK! I CAN SMELL YA OVER THE PHONE!
Narrator: Why I oughta... WHO IS THIS?!
[The caller hangs up]
Narrator: Hello?! Hello?!
[After changing everyone in Townsville into dogs with the Anubis Head]
Mojo Jojo: All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!
Mojo Jojo: All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!
[Being chased by Boogie Man]
Bubbles: Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone! [Crying]
Professor Utonium: Bubbles, if you can just face your fears, then I know you can find the courage to beat him.
Bubbles: Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone! [Crying]
Professor Utonium: Bubbles, if you can just face your fears, then I know you can find the courage to beat him.
[Mojo Jojo's letter to the Girls:]
Dear Powerpuff Girls,
I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!
This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.
Bubbles: [after reading it] Who could have done this?
[Blossom and Buttercup look annoyed]
Dear Powerpuff Girls,
I have kidnapped Professor Utonium! I have taken him someplace against his will! If you look for him in the spots he likes to be, you will not find him! He's with me - but not by choice! I took him and he didn't like it!
This message is from, and was written by, Mojo Jojo.
Bubbles: [after reading it] Who could have done this?
[Blossom and Buttercup look annoyed]