Blossom: All right, girls. I think we know what we have to do. Let's give 'em some sugar!
Bubbles: [eagerly] Ooh, ooh, I want the blond! I think he's cute!
Buttercup: Man, you're weird!

Blossom: Gee, Professor, you sure outdid yourself with that containment ray.
Professor: I'll say! Once again, I have no idea what I did!

Boomer: I don't care what they say; I'm not as dumb as I look.

Brick: [he and his brothers drank 3 cans of soda] Man, beating up people for fun is really fun!
Boomer: Yeah! Beating up people for fun is really fun! [Brick throws a can in Boomer's face] Ow!
Brick: Dude! That's the dumbest thing you said all DAY!
Boomer: Well you said the same thing!
Brick: Yeah, but it sounds COOL coming out of my mouth!

Brick: I know, let's punch each other in the face until someone says, “Hey, stop punching me in the face.” You first, Boomer. [punches Bubbles, who is posing as Boomer.]
[Brick and Butch laugh; Bubbles gets teary-eyed]
Bubbles: Heh, funny. Okay, my turn.
Brick: Nah, I'm sick of that game.

Brick: You calling us STUPID?!
Boomer: We'll show you stupid! [Boomer crosses his arms and smiles proudly. Brick slaps him]

Brick: Your cootie-kisses only make us bigger!
Boomer: Stronger!
Butch: And tougher!

Bubbles: [To Princess] Duh! You're naughty!
Princess Morbucks: [Gasps] Nuh-uh!
Blossom: Yeah-huh!
Princess Morbucks: Nuh-uh!
Buttercup: Yeah-huh!
Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH!!
Bubbles: YEAH-HUH!
Princess Morbucks: Prove it!
Blossom: You bought the city and legalized crime!
Buttercup: You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!
Bubbles: You gave us a BOMB for our birthday!
Buttercup: You teamed up with 3 felons and went on a crime spree!
Bubbles: You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then then you TATTLED on her!
Blossom: You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!
Princess Morbucks: And your point is?
[The Girls sit back down and sigh in frustration; then the bell rings]
Blossom: The point, Princess, is that you better behave yourself or all you're ever gonna get for Christmas is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking!
[Princess starts shaking angrily]

Bubbles: [To Santa Claus in his workshop] Maybe you didn't check the list twice!
Buttercup: Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!
Blossom: She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!
Princess Morbucks: NUH-UH!! Santa, don't listen to them! [Points at the Powerpuff Girls] They're just jealous 'cause they got coal!
[The Girls stare at her angrily]
Princess Morbucks: They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, I'm prettier, and I'm better than them! So they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl! THAT MAKES THEM NAUGHTY!! [Points at the Girls]
Santa Claus: You mean the Powerpuff Girls? Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good! I mean, REALLY good!
[The Girls smile and nod]
Santa Claus: Yeah! Yeah! See that explains all the flying and floating and stuff!
Princess Morbucks: AHEM!! [Santa turns around] BUT I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!!! ME! Not them! Me! MY DADDY SAYS I'M BETTER! MY DADDY SAYS I'M THE BEST! AND IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FATHEAD FATHEAD TO SEE THAT, I'LL TELL MY DADDY! [Flies into another room] AND HE'LL COME AND BUILD A PARKING LOT OUTTA THIS CHEAP.. LITTLE.. [Kicks 2 toys] ARTS AND CRAFTS... [Throws another toy] POPSICLE STAND OF YOURS!! [Breaks another toy] GET IT?! [Flies up to Santa] SO, YOU BETTER GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, 'CAUSE MY DADDY SAYS I GET WHATEVER I WANT! WHENEVER I WANT IT! AND IF THAT MEANS ALL OF THOSE LOUSY, WORTHLESS, SECOND RATE BARGAIN BASEMENT BRATS OF THE WORLD DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA HAVE TO ME!! 'CAUSE I AM BETTER THAN THEM!! AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!! [Grabs a note and puts it up to Santa's face] SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, SANTA CLOD!!!
[There is total silence for a few seconds; suddenly, Santa gets angry]
Santa Claus: LIST SCHMIST!!! I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LIST TELLIN' ME WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE!! [Grabs the note and starts tearing it up] YA KNOW WHY?! 'CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS!! CHECK IT! PRINCESS... [Grabs Princess by the ear] YOU HAVE GONE AND WORKED OFF MY LAST NERVE!
Princess Morbucks: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Starts rubbing her ear]
Santa Claus: I have no other choice. You are so rotten, SO despicable, so naughty, I'm putting you on the... [Points up at a really big and tall list] PERMANENT NAUGHTY PLAQUE!!! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!
[Princess gasps and Santa puts her name on the list; Princess screams in terror]
Princess Morbucks: YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M TELLING MY DADDY!!!
[Princess flies out the window; Santa presses his nose and Princess loses her costume and powers and screams and falls into snow]
Princess Morbucks: NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!

Bubbles: [as Boomer] Uh, hi! It's me, Boomer, your brother!
Brick: We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!

Bubbles: What are we going to do?
[Bubbles is dressed as Boomer]
Bubbles: Well, how do I look?
Boomer: [Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!
Blossom: Need we say more?

Buttercup: [To Bubbles] I'm busy.
Blossom: Doing what?
Buttercup: Writing my wish list for Santa.
Bubbles: Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!
Buttercup: Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?
Bubbles: December 26.
Buttercup: Ha! That's after Christmas!
Bubbles: December 26, last year!
[She blows Buttercup a raspberry]

Princess Morbucks: [To the Girls] Santa realized that I'm the only truly nice kid in the world and that you were naughty for not giving me what I want! So now every kid in the world gets coal. And *I* get what I've always deserved! To be a Powerpuff Girl! [Zaps the Girls, who scream and fall into snow]

Princess Morbucks: Spoiled?! Greedy?! Bratty?! Naughty?! NAAAAAUGHTYYYY?!?!? DRIVER! Do you know what those rotten old Powerpuffs said to me today?! They said I was naughty! Can you believe that?
Driver: [Coughs] Yes. [Coughs]
Princess Morbucks: Me?! Naughty?! I'm not naughty, am I?!
Driver: Well, uh, I'll... oops! Seems my finger has slipped! [Closes the window] Phew! That was close.
[The phone rings; the driver hesitates and slowly picks up the phone]
Princess Morbucks: [On the phone] WELL?!? YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Driver: KKKKKHHHH! You're-- you're-- you're breaking up! KKKKKHHH-KKKKKKKKHHHHH! I'm going through a-- unnel! --Alk-- late--
[Princess bangs on the window and sticks her head out]
Princess Morbucks: NO WE'RE NOT!! I'M IN THE CAR, YOU TWIT!!

Princess Morbucks: Well this time, I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! [Slams the door open] And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me!
[Princess gets into a cart driven by her driver]
Princess Morbucks: Ha! We'll show them! And I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice!