Narrator: The City of Townsville... IS UNDER ATTACK!

Narrator: "The city of Townsville... SMELLS"?!! Say, what's going on here? "The Mayor's dumb"?! That's just rude!

Narrator: And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo Bubbles...er the Powerpu... Ah, heck, the day was saved. So says me, the Narrator - so called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of Powerpuff Girls! ME! THE NARRATOR!

Powerpuff Girls: Not so fast --- oh.
Blossom: It's just you, Amoeba Boys.
Bossman: Whaddaya mean "just us"?! I'll have you know we were just about to comit the crime of the century! So why don't you just watch? Come on!
[The Amoeba Boys cross the street, and then come back.]
Bossman: Well?
Powerpuff Girls: What was that?
Bossman: Jaywalking! Crosswalk over there, a crosswalk over there, and us right through the middle! NOW LET'S FIGHT!
Blossom: Aww, you guys are cute, but you'll have to do better than that.
Amoeba Boys: [Crying] But that's the best we can do!

Princess Morbucks: [To the Girls] Santa realized that I'm the only truly nice kid in the world and that you were naughty for not giving me what I want! So now every kid in the world gets coal. And *I* get what I've always deserved! To be a Powerpuff Girl! [Zaps the Girls, who scream and fall into snow]

Princess Morbucks: Spoiled?! Greedy?! Bratty?! Naughty?! NAAAAAUGHTYYYY?!?!? DRIVER! Do you know what those rotten old Powerpuffs said to me today?! They said I was naughty! Can you believe that?
Driver: [Coughs] Yes. [Coughs]
Princess Morbucks: Me?! Naughty?! I'm not naughty, am I?!
Driver: Well, uh, I'll... oops! Seems my finger has slipped! [Closes the window] Phew! That was close.
[The phone rings; the driver hesitates and slowly picks up the phone]
Princess Morbucks: [On the phone] WELL?!? YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!
Driver: KKKKKHHHH! You're-- you're-- you're breaking up! KKKKKHHH-KKKKKKKKHHHHH! I'm going through a-- unnel! --Alk-- late--
[Princess bangs on the window and sticks her head out]
Princess Morbucks: NO WE'RE NOT!! I'M IN THE CAR, YOU TWIT!!

Princess Morbucks: Well this time, I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! [Slams the door open] And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me!
[Princess gets into a cart driven by her driver]
Princess Morbucks: Ha! We'll show them! And I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice!

Princess Morbucks: [Referring to Santa] Who does that blimp think he is denying me presents?! Ohh!

Princess Morbucks: Now, if I were a big, fat, bearded oaf, where would I keep that stupid list?

Princess: Hey girls, let me be a Powerpuff Girl for a day and you could ride in Daddy's limo with me to school!
Blossom: No thanks, Princess. We'd rather walk with our new friend, Robin, to school.
Princess: Very well then. You obviously don't know a thing about first class travel...... how 'bout 5 bucks?
Blossom: [Resting her hands on her hips] Would that be 5 bucks to ride in your limo, or 5 bucks to be a Powerpuff Girl?

Professor Utonium: [Repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?

Professor: [after Bubbles apologizes] That's alright Bubbles. I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach!
Bubbles: [who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!

Professor: [after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

Professor: And don't touch anything!
[mayor peers over a table] [Beep][beep][beep]

Professor: Here, cherry. [gives him the bag] Now please, let me work in peace.
[walks away]