Buttercup: In the stomach or in the face?
Mojo Jojo: How about a third type of opinion?

Buttercup: [To Bubbles] I'm busy.
Blossom: Doing what?
Buttercup: Writing my wish list for Santa.
Bubbles: Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!
Buttercup: Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?
Bubbles: December 26.
Buttercup: Ha! That's after Christmas!
Bubbles: December 26, last year!
[She blows Buttercup a raspberry]

Buttercup: NO!! I NEED MY BLANKET!

Him: [To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [Effeminate voice] Him!
Mojo Jojo: Oh! Yes, sir! What is it?
Him: [Demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
Mojo Jojo: The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
Him: WHAT?! How did you know?!
Mojo Jojo: The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Him: Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
Fuzzy Lumpkins: [Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
Him: This is an outrage!
Mojo Jojo: You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
Fuzzy Lumpkins: BIRTHDAY SUIT!! [Cries]
Him: [demonic voice] We should complain!
Mojo Jojo: But to whom?

Him: [laughs effeminately] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
Blossom: I know that voice!
Him: Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
Bubbles: Look!
Him: Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
Buttercup: No!
Him: Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!
Blossom: You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]
Him: [effeminate] Are you finished?
Buttercup: No, but you are!
Blossom: Don't you know you can never beat us?!
Him: Beat you? Why, girls! Don't you see? [demonic] I've already WON!!!!!
[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]
Him: The beauty lies in the pain, because it's your fault for leaving! All I did was take over! It was easy!
Citizens: It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault.
Blossom: Wh-what have we done!?
Him: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Buttercup: NO! NO! NO!
Bubbles: AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Citizens: It's Your Fault. It's your fault.
[The Powerpuff girls fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time] Season 3

Him: Let's see how good you are on the SAT's.
[Bubbles and Buttercup glare at Blossom]
Him: You must score a 100 in order to pass, you got one minute.
[Buttercup chews nervously on her pencil, Blossom breezes by it, Bubbles start to fill in the scan-tron in the shape of a flower]
Him: Times up! Please pass your test forward. Now, lets start with Buttercup's...
[Ding]
Him: 25.
Blossom: Haha!
Him: Blossom's
[Ding]
Him: 10
Blossom: What?!
Buttercup: Hahaha!
Him: Bubbles
[Holds up test]
Blossom: Oh, no...
Buttercup: The Professor's a goner!
[Ding]: 1025
Him: Well I'll be danged. You brats won't beat me that easy!

Loyd & Floyd: Hey dude........
Mitch Mitchelson: What!
Loyd & Floyd: Dude..... Dude....

Mayor of Townsville: Mayor want toast! Mayor want toast!
Professor Utonium: Look I'm a scientist not a mechanic, what you need to do is take your toaster to the manufacturer and have a certified mechanic fix it.
[Mayor starts to get mad]
Mayor of Townsville: MAYOR WANT TOAST! MAYOR WANT TOAST!
Professor Utonium: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll have a look at your toaster. But the I've got to get back to my experiments.
Mayor: Oh, goody, goody!
[starts to jump up and down] [rattling]

Mayor of Townsville: Ooh! Another shiny button!
[he presses the button and the lab begans to shake]
Mayor of Townsville: Help!
[lab stops shaking]
Mayor of Townsville: Huh?
[Chemical X is changed]
Mayor of Townsville: Ooh!
[Professor Utonium is working on the Mayor's toaster and removes his shades]
Professor Utonium: Mayor? He's being too quiet.
[He sneaks inside]
Professor Utonium: Mayor? What are you DOING?!
Mayor: [humming] [puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.
Professor: No! Mayor, stop!
Mayor: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?
Professor: Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr.Mayor.
[looks down]

Mayor: Is it done yet?
Professor: No.
Mayor: How about now?
[rattling]

Mayor: Oh, goody!Oops.Uh-oh. [runs under the table]
[crawls under to get the candy]

Mayor: Ooh...What does this button do?
[presses button] [alarm] [loud rumbling] [walks over to where the Professor is] [explosion] [the blast pushed the Mayor and the Professor in his chair away]

Mayor: Say, these are all lemon!Somebody ate all the Goody cherry candies! [throws jar on the ground] Mayor want cherry! Mayor want cherry!
[Professors runs to him with and industrial size bag cherry candies]

Mayor: Whee! Do it Again! Do it again!
Professor: Oh, no. You're gonna sit right here,be a good little Mayor,and stay put while I work on your toaster. And if you're quiet, you can have some candy. Good boy.[puts the mayor in a highchair]
[gives him a jar full candy] [he starts rattling in the jar]

Mayor: Wowie zowie.
Professor: Wowie zowie, indeed. Have you no shame? A grown man your age gallivanting around like a little child,not doing what you're told! "Mayor wanna this. Mayor wanna that." You, Mr.Mayor, are nothing but a baby, a big, big, big baby.
Mayor: Wah! Don't say that!
Mayor: Wah! [Runs off]
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