Numb3rs quotes

339 total quotes


Don Eppes: I'm cool until everything quiets down. Then it's like my head is a bad neighborhood to be in.

Don Eppes: Is this going to get us anywhere, or are we just digressing?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: When do I ever digress?

Don Eppes: It's okay. He's a mathematician. He speaks his own language.

Don Eppes: Let me ask you something not about this.
David Sinclair: About Liz?
Don Eppes: Yeah, how did you know?
David Sinclair: You asked permission to ask.

Don Eppes: Look, what you hear stays in this room.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don Eppes: A truck carrying three casks of this stuff was hijacked this morning.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Oh, that's not optimal.

Don Eppes: Low-key and memorable aren't mutually exclusive. You know what my favorite date ever was? Pepperoni pizza in a Laundromat.
Alan Eppes: Yes. Which explains the conspicuous absence of grandchildren.

Don Eppes: Megan's on a bit of a timeout.
David Sinclair: Again?

Don Eppes: So what does your behavioral science training tell you about a grown man who still lives with his mother?
Megan Reeves: About as much as two brothers still mooching meals at their dad's house three nights a week.

Don Eppes: Until we find dead bodies, this is still a search and rescue.

Don Eppes: What'd you do, you opened it? What is with you, man? Even when we were kids, you were always going through my stuff.
Charlie Eppes: You always had cool stuff.

Don Eppes: What's he want with this little girl?
Rachel: Most likely, his 73rd wife.

Don Eppes: What's the deal? There are more people here in the middle of the night than at ten in the morning. It's like the FBI.

Don Eppes: What, you didn't think I'd have a back-up plan?

Don Eppes: Who made this?
Charlie Eppes: Me. Why?
Don Eppes: Well, the wings are a bit thin.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Hey, wait, wait, let me see this.
Charlie Eppes: Forgive me if all my years in advanced applied mathematics take issues with that assessment.
Don Eppes: Well, forgive me if all my years in high school detention say I'm right.

Don Eppes: Who ya gonna call?
David Sinclair: Charlie.