Numb3rs quotes
339 total quotesDon Eppes: [to CIA agent] I just shot a man tonight! [referring to Brutus test subject]
CIA Agent: [to Don] Yes, and your country thanks you. [sticks hand for shake]
[Eppes punches CIA Agent in the face]
Megan Reeves: I'd stay down unless you wanna get hit again.
CIA Agent: [to Don] Yes, and your country thanks you. [sticks hand for shake]
[Eppes punches CIA Agent in the face]
Megan Reeves: I'd stay down unless you wanna get hit again.
Don Eppes: [to suspect] Watch your head.
[Crashes suspects head into the car roof, Nikki smiles]
Don Eppes: [to Nikki] I don't want you doing stuff like that. I want you to be better than me.
[Crashes suspects head into the car roof, Nikki smiles]
Don Eppes: [to Nikki] I don't want you doing stuff like that. I want you to be better than me.
Don Eppes: A guy drops 70 bucks in a dive bar. He's either buying rounds for the house or else he's wasted off his ass. Either way, he's gonna stand out.
Don Eppes: All right, so where is the "I told you so"?
Liz Warner: You made the call you thought was right. It sucks being the boss. But you know what? It's not a democracy.
Liz Warner: You made the call you thought was right. It sucks being the boss. But you know what? It's not a democracy.
Don Eppes: Charlie, look. If I'm gonna rule her death a homicide, I need more than skating metaphors.
Don Eppes: Do you think I need help?
Megan Reeves: I don't think they've made the person yet who doesn't.
Megan Reeves: I don't think they've made the person yet who doesn't.
Don Eppes: Hey boys, how we doing? What's for breakfast?
Charlie Eppes: Toast and tori.
Don Eppes: Tori? What do you mean, that looks like Cheerio's.
Charlie Eppes: Tori, plural of torus. A shape with a hole in it.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, topologically speaking.
Don Eppes: Mind if I have a rectangle?
Charlie Eppes: Toast and tori.
Don Eppes: Tori? What do you mean, that looks like Cheerio's.
Charlie Eppes: Tori, plural of torus. A shape with a hole in it.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, topologically speaking.
Don Eppes: Mind if I have a rectangle?
Don Eppes: Hey Chuck you need some help back there? C'mon Susie Homemaker, we're ready to eat.
Charlie Eppes: If you call me Chuck one more time I swear,
Don Eppes: Yeah alright how 'bout "Chucky"?
Charlie Eppes: Chucky, how about I call you "Donald"?
Don Eppes: How about I called you "nerd"?
Charlie Eppes: If you call me Chuck one more time I swear,
Don Eppes: Yeah alright how 'bout "Chucky"?
Charlie Eppes: Chucky, how about I call you "Donald"?
Don Eppes: How about I called you "nerd"?
Don Eppes: Hey, Charlie.
Charlie Eppes: Hey.
Don Eppes: What's up?
Charlie Eppes: Just grading tests for my non-linear dynamics class.
Don Eppes: Glad to see you're taking my advice and having some fun.
Charlie Eppes: Hey.
Don Eppes: What's up?
Charlie Eppes: Just grading tests for my non-linear dynamics class.
Don Eppes: Glad to see you're taking my advice and having some fun.
Don Eppes: I guess I was inspired by Mr. Heisenberg, just like Charlie here suggested.
Alan Eppes: Heisenberg? What do you mean, the physicist?
Don Eppes: Yeah.
Alan Eppes: Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles.
Alan Eppes: Heisenberg? What do you mean, the physicist?
Don Eppes: Yeah.
Alan Eppes: Oh. Your brother goes into a dangerous confrontation with heavily armed felons, and you prepare him with a lecture on the movement of subatomic particles.
Don Eppes: I mean, I'm just trying to get my head around the fact that my little brother consulted on an NSA issue that went high enough up for you to call the Assistant Director by his first name.
Don Eppes: I told you they got me seeing a therapist?
Lt. Gary Walker: Who isn't these days?
Lt. Gary Walker: Who isn't these days?
Don Eppes: I want you to know I don't take for granted what you do.
Charlie Eppes: I never thought you did.
Charlie Eppes: I never thought you did.