Numb3rs quotes
339 total quotesDon Eppes: Yeah, relax, you got the fifth best shot in the country covering your ass.
Ian Edgerton: [relaxes his hand and makes his hands shake] Hey, fourth. You don't wanna ask how I moved up one spot.
Ian Edgerton: [relaxes his hand and makes his hands shake] Hey, fourth. You don't wanna ask how I moved up one spot.
Don Eppes: You decided that maybe you were too old to be making out in the backseat of a car?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Also ... car ... no backseat.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Also ... car ... no backseat.
Don Eppes: You gotta give up on this one, buddy.
Charlie Eppes: I didn't get where I am by giving up on being right.
Charlie Eppes: I didn't get where I am by giving up on being right.
Don Eppes: You were ... actually walking home?
Charlie Eppes: Well, yeah, 'cause once I ... once I got to the road, it was pretty easy.
Don Eppes: I mean, he's eight.
Charlie Eppes: I like walking. You know, that's like ... that's my sport. You got hockey, you got baseball. I walk.
Don Eppes: Like ... like speed walking?
Charlie Eppes: No, like normal ... you've never taken a walk?
Charlie Eppes: Well, yeah, 'cause once I ... once I got to the road, it was pretty easy.
Don Eppes: I mean, he's eight.
Charlie Eppes: I like walking. You know, that's like ... that's my sport. You got hockey, you got baseball. I walk.
Don Eppes: Like ... like speed walking?
Charlie Eppes: No, like normal ... you've never taken a walk?
Don Eppes: You're just not into BBall, huh?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: It brings out the worst in otherwise reasonable people.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: It brings out the worst in otherwise reasonable people.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [after realizing where a thief would strike] my LIGO lab?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [at sea, doing experiments] I'm going to go search for some dramamine.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [in reference to darts] Unfortunately, my bird keeps trying to nest in the hallway.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [on highway attacks not being random] What about meteors?
Charlie Eppes: No, Larry. Not even the FBI can stop meteors.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, not yet, maybe ... but ...
Charlie Eppes: No, Larry. Not even the FBI can stop meteors.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Well, not yet, maybe ... but ...
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [running through the CalSci campus in swimming trunks] Eureka! It's Archimedes all over again!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [to Alan] You can move in with me, but I don't live anywhere.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [voicemail] Greetings, earth-bound homo sapiens, I am orbiting your lovely blue planet until Earth-year 2007. You may leave a message here, or simply call out to the heavens. I will be listening.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: A CalSci tradition holds, that the only way, you can turn a paper in late, is to make your way through this tunnels and find the way to the professors office.
Alan Eppes: Are you sure your compass works?
Alan Eppes: Are you sure your compass works?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: Actually, I may have before me a problem that cannot be drummed away.
Charlie Eppes: Megan?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: She's ... she's exiting and she's beautiful, and this thing that is between us, it's beginning to affect my work!
Charlie Eppes: What is going on between you two?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [stresses every single word] I have not the slightest idea!
Charlie Eppes: Well, you never worked well with emotionally uncertainty!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You think that's it? You think that a emotional uncertainty lies at the heart of all this?
Charlie Eppes: Really, I'm not as familiar with that side of you.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [sighs] No ... nor, it seems, am I.
Charlie Eppes: Megan?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: She's ... she's exiting and she's beautiful, and this thing that is between us, it's beginning to affect my work!
Charlie Eppes: What is going on between you two?
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [stresses every single word] I have not the slightest idea!
Charlie Eppes: Well, you never worked well with emotionally uncertainty!
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: You think that's it? You think that a emotional uncertainty lies at the heart of all this?
Charlie Eppes: Really, I'm not as familiar with that side of you.
Dr. Larry Fleinhardt: [sighs] No ... nor, it seems, am I.