Mighty Morphin Power Rangers quotes
284 total quotesLord Zedd: Now the time is at hand. The Power Rangers will witness the mass destruction of all they have fought to protect. The first wave of attack will be against those annoying humans called teenagers. After that? Heh. After that, the rest of the world shall easily fall.
Lord Zedd: Now, where are those pathetic Rangers? Ah, perfect. Out in the open. Just where I want them.
Goldar: What do you have in mind, Lord Zedd?
Lord Zedd [chuckles]: Just a little game of Cat and Mouse.
Goldar: What do you have in mind, Lord Zedd?
Lord Zedd [chuckles]: Just a little game of Cat and Mouse.
Lord Zedd: Once again, you've ruined any chance we had of destroying those meddlesome teenagers!
Rita: Me?! Listen, radiator-face, if you'd only keep out of it...
Lord Zedd: "Radiator-face?" How dare you!
Rita: It's true, you piece of New York rare-steak!
Lord Zedd: At least I'm not a hot dog, like you!
Rita: Me?! Listen, radiator-face, if you'd only keep out of it...
Lord Zedd: "Radiator-face?" How dare you!
Rita: It's true, you piece of New York rare-steak!
Lord Zedd: At least I'm not a hot dog, like you!
Lord Zedd: Rita's Green Candle was just the beginning. These are the end! I wonder how the Red Ranger will feel after the remaining Rangers' powers have been drained and extinguished, as once again he stands powerless to stop it.
Lord Zedd: So, poor old Zordon is still around, eh? Little does he realize his pitiful, teenage do-gooders are no match for me.
Goldar: Might I suggest we send down a group of Putties to attack the Rangers? They're in the open and will be easy prey.
[Lord Zedd laughs maniacally.]
Lord Zedd: Your Putties are as useless to me as you are. I have my own army of Putties, the likes of which you have never seen!
Goldar: Of course.
Lord Zedd: Observe, you simpering fool.
[Lord Zedd brings his Putties to life.]
Goldar: Might I suggest we send down a group of Putties to attack the Rangers? They're in the open and will be easy prey.
[Lord Zedd laughs maniacally.]
Lord Zedd: Your Putties are as useless to me as you are. I have my own army of Putties, the likes of which you have never seen!
Goldar: Of course.
Lord Zedd: Observe, you simpering fool.
[Lord Zedd brings his Putties to life.]
Lord Zedd: So, Rocky likes to have fun. I'll fix it so that's all he wants to have!
Goldar: But why?
Lord Zedd: "Why?" Fool! Because while that pachinko-playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them! Then Angel Grove, and then the entire world will be my toy.
Goldar: But why?
Lord Zedd: "Why?" Fool! Because while that pachinko-playing Power Pest is having fun, the Rangers will be at less than full strength, allowing me to destroy them! Then Angel Grove, and then the entire world will be my toy.
Lord Zedd: This is incredible! Of all the insufferable, wretched, dispicable, unbelievably stupid maneuvers! You said you could do it. Rita said you could do it! Rito Revolto, weren't you going to put an end to the Power Rangers?!
Lord Zedd: Welcome, Green Ranger. Glad you could drop by. In no time at all you'll be a powerless shell. But don't worry... your friends will be joining you soon!
Lord Zedd: When is a Ranger not a Ranger? When his image is scattered to bits. And a Ranger is in danger when his memory is on the... on the...
Squatt: ...On the fritz?
Lord Zedd: I would've gotten it!
Squatt: Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.
Squatt: ...On the fritz?
Lord Zedd: I would've gotten it!
Squatt: Yeah, in a couple of million years, maybe.
Lord Zedd: Where'd those other Rangers come from? They're making chowder out of my monsters!
Goldar: I...I do not know, your Evilness.
Lord Zedd: Now why doesn't that surprise me, you nincompoop? Ugh... I need something I can turn into a new monster
[Sees Bulk and Skull with an inner tube]
Lord Zedd: Aha! That big inner tube will be my next monster.
Baboo: A totally tubular idea!
Goldar: From that you're making a monster?
Lord Zedd: That's right, Einstein! I'm tired of fish. I need a monster with more brawn and backbone. Arise! Now to make my tube monster big enough to terrorize the entire city!
Tube Monster: Tube Monster awakens! Tube Monster destroys!
Goldar: I...I do not know, your Evilness.
Lord Zedd: Now why doesn't that surprise me, you nincompoop? Ugh... I need something I can turn into a new monster
[Sees Bulk and Skull with an inner tube]
Lord Zedd: Aha! That big inner tube will be my next monster.
Baboo: A totally tubular idea!
Goldar: From that you're making a monster?
Lord Zedd: That's right, Einstein! I'm tired of fish. I need a monster with more brawn and backbone. Arise! Now to make my tube monster big enough to terrorize the entire city!
Tube Monster: Tube Monster awakens! Tube Monster destroys!
Lord Zedd: Yes, carry on, my Pirantishead monster. Destroy Angel Grove. Soon, the whole world will be under my command!
Lord Zedd: Yes, the tide is about to turn!
Goldar: Uh... what tide?
Lord Zedd: It was a metaphor, you nimrod! For my scheme.
Goldar: Uh... what tide?
Lord Zedd: It was a metaphor, you nimrod! For my scheme.
Lord Zedd: You are a witness to greatness, Goldar. It is only a matter of time until I hold this world in the palm of my hand, to crush at will. The Power Rangers' efforts are futile. They'll never regain control of their old Zords. Without them, they are nothing.
Lord Zedd: You see? You see how things always turn out when you try to take over the world behind my back?!
Rita: Would you just spare me? So it didn't work out perfectly. I don't see you doing any better, Radiator-Face.
Lord Zedd: Why you... coming from a twin-horned witch like you, that's a compliment!
Rita: Would you just spare me? So it didn't work out perfectly. I don't see you doing any better, Radiator-Face.
Lord Zedd: Why you... coming from a twin-horned witch like you, that's a compliment!