Mighty Morphin Power Rangers quotes
284 total quotesMaster Vile: [to the citizens of Angel Grove] I'm the new landlord in town, and all your leases are due!
Master Vile: And now, everyone, party like there's no tommorow... because there's not!
Master Vile: I've had it with the lot of you. I'm going back to my own galaxy, where evil reigns supreme and the bad guys always win!
Master Vile: So I failed once. Big deal. Rita and Zedd have tried to conquer the Earth over a hundred times, and they've never come close.
Master Vile: The Orb of Doom, when placed properly on the Earth, will cause the planet to freeze on its axis.
Lord Zedd: So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.
Lord Zedd: So the Earth stops spinning. Big deal.
Master Vile: The Power Rangers will become the Powerless Rangers, as they are once again reduced to children! They will be unable to defend themselves against our awesome forces!
Lord Zedd: Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!
Goldar: Been there, done that. What are ya, new?
Lord Zedd: Heh, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, Dad, but we tried this once before, and it didn't work then, either!
Goldar: Been there, done that. What are ya, new?
Master Vile: You always were an ungrateful, rotten, little brat!
Rita: You never understood me!
Master Vile: Whatever.
Rita: You never understood me!
Master Vile: Whatever.
Mr. Kaplan: Class, since Miss Appleby is ill today, I thought I would fill in for her so I could deliver these test results personally. [hands the Rangers teens their test results] Congratulations. All of you got A's.
Kimberly: Wow. Focusing on our studies really paid off. (the Power Rangers smiled at the tests, while Bulk and Skull wait for theirs)
Mr. Kaplan: But, you two,... [points at Bulk and Skull] Get up here. [Bulk and Skull do so] Read them and weep.
[hands Bulk and Skull their test results; Bulk and Skull look at them]
Skull: Hey, Bulk! The plan worked! We didn't get D's! No detention!
Bulk: Will you shut up?
Mr. Kaplan: Do you know what F stands for, gentlemen?
Bulk: Fun?
Skull: Far out?
Mr. Kaplan: NO! [steps up to the blackboard and writes down the word...] "Forever"! Which is how long you're gonna be staying after school in my office!
Bulk: That was my next guess.
Mr. Kaplan: I'm very disappointed in you, gentlemen! [waves his eraser at Bulk and Skull, causing Bulk to try to stifle a sneeze] What's the matter with him?
Skull: TAKE COVER!
[Bulk sneezes so hard, Mr. Kaplan's toupee flies off]
Kimberly: Wow. Focusing on our studies really paid off. (the Power Rangers smiled at the tests, while Bulk and Skull wait for theirs)
Mr. Kaplan: But, you two,... [points at Bulk and Skull] Get up here. [Bulk and Skull do so] Read them and weep.
[hands Bulk and Skull their test results; Bulk and Skull look at them]
Skull: Hey, Bulk! The plan worked! We didn't get D's! No detention!
Bulk: Will you shut up?
Mr. Kaplan: Do you know what F stands for, gentlemen?
Bulk: Fun?
Skull: Far out?
Mr. Kaplan: NO! [steps up to the blackboard and writes down the word...] "Forever"! Which is how long you're gonna be staying after school in my office!
Bulk: That was my next guess.
Mr. Kaplan: I'm very disappointed in you, gentlemen! [waves his eraser at Bulk and Skull, causing Bulk to try to stifle a sneeze] What's the matter with him?
Skull: TAKE COVER!
[Bulk sneezes so hard, Mr. Kaplan's toupee flies off]
Ninjor: Behold the power, grace, and beauty of your new Ninja Zords. These Zords are driven by the force of the Ninja, and infused with the power of light and strength. They are far superior to your Zords of the past. Where before your power came from the brute strength of the Dinosaurs, now it comes from the swift, intelligent, cunning of the Ninja. This is more than a restoration of your Ranger powers, your new Power Coins have much more advanced powers. However, as before, it is important that you work together as a team. To that end, all the Zords have the ability to unite as one, to form the Ninja MegaFalconZord!
Tommy: They're amazing.
Ninjor: They will serve you well in your quest to defeat the evils that jeopardize your world. You are truly a remarkable group of young people worthy of the Ninja Power.
Tommy: They're amazing.
Ninjor: They will serve you well in your quest to defeat the evils that jeopardize your world. You are truly a remarkable group of young people worthy of the Ninja Power.
Ninjor: Congratulations on a job well-done, Power Rangers. Now that you have mastered the art of Ninja Powers, we can join forces to protect the Temple of Power from the evil which inhabits the universe.
Rocky: You got it, Ninjor.
Adam: Yeah, to protect and serve.
Zordon: Ninjor is now in alliance with us. From this day forward, he will answer your call for guidance and help.
Ninjor: We are one now. Simply close your eyes and focus upon our collective energy: that is the Power of Ninja.
Kimberly: And you'll know, just like that?
Ninjor: Just like that. 'Til we meet again, Rangers.
Rocky: You got it, Ninjor.
Adam: Yeah, to protect and serve.
Zordon: Ninjor is now in alliance with us. From this day forward, he will answer your call for guidance and help.
Ninjor: We are one now. Simply close your eyes and focus upon our collective energy: that is the Power of Ninja.
Kimberly: And you'll know, just like that?
Ninjor: Just like that. 'Til we meet again, Rangers.
Ninjor: Greetings, my young friends. So very good to see you again. Can Ninjor be of service to you?
Artisimo: Probably not to them, thunder-thighs, but your shade of blue will look good on my palette.
Ninjor: I shall remove the irritant.
Artisimo: Probably not to them, thunder-thighs, but your shade of blue will look good on my palette.
Ninjor: I shall remove the irritant.
Ninjor: It's fifth and down for you, buddy!
Rocky: No, no, that's fourth and long.
Ninjor: Uh... yeah, what he said!
Rocky: No, no, that's fourth and long.
Ninjor: Uh... yeah, what he said!