Lord Zedd: Ah, Halloween. Little children dressed as hideous creatures, demanding treats from perfect strangers. Finally, a holiday I can sink my teeth into!

Lord Zedd: Ah, look. Sheer terror and desperation. I love it! Haha, this is better than big-time space wrestling! A monster on Earth, and not a Ranger in sight!

Lord Zedd: Ahh, teenage love is in the air. How sickening.

Lord Zedd: Alright, Santa, this year, you won't have to check your list because all the world's children will be naughty. And won't that be nice for me?

Lord Zedd: Are those dreams wearing you down, dear Tommy? Aww. When I get hold of the Sword of Power, your dream will become a real nightmare, and my dream a reality!

Lord Zedd: Blast, you bumbling bean-brains! If I never see another fish in my life, it'll be too soon. Oh well, what's for lunch, you ninnies?
Goldar: Large, uh... lake trout almandine.
Lord Zedd: You incredible twit! You ordered me fish?! Oh, what's the use? I'm surrounded by ninnies! Power Rangers, you'll pay for this someday!

Lord Zedd: Curses to you, you meddling Power Rangers, for destroying my precious RoboGoat. And you! You cost me the Sword of Power!
Goldar: I'm sorry I failed you, Master...
Lord Zedd: I don't know why I don't clip your wings, you overgrown monkey. And you two! You two are just as useless. I should clip your ears and throw you in the trash with Rita!
Baboo: We didn't do anything!
Squatt: Yeah, we're innocent!
Lord Zedd: Well, all is not lost, underlings. Although we held the Sword of Power for but a short time, the Green Ranger's powers are now a very short story indeed. And the final chapter? The final chapter is still being written.

Lord Zedd: Fools! I am surrounded by complete fools!
Rito: Eddy, Eddy, come on! We'll get 'em next time! Hey, let's see a great, big smile, Ed!
Lord Zedd: "ZEDD!" "Zedd," you snivelling weasel! Z-E-D-D! My name is Lord Zedd!
Rito: Oh, it's "Zedd!" I got it, Ed. Oop, I did it again, sorry.

Lord Zedd: I am Lord Zedd, emperor of all I seek. You have failed to complete the mission assigned to you. I will now resume command! Prepare the palace for my return!

Lord Zedd: I am Lord Zedd. Identify yourself.
Goldar: Excellency, surely you remember me: Goldar, your faithful servant.
Lord Zedd: Ah, yes, Goldar. The groveling one.
Goldar: I surrender myself to serve and obey you only. It is good to have you back, Lord Zedd.
Lord Zedd: Your spineless, sniveling attitude leads me to believe you will serve me well.
Goldar: Yes.
Lord Zedd: For that, I shall restore to you what was once taken away.
[In a burst of fire, Goldar's wings appear.]
Goldar: Lord Zedd, I thank you! You will not regret this!
Lord Zedd: See that I don't.

Lord Zedd: I detect a sudden weakness in the Morphing Grid.
Goldar: Our armies have been getting stronger, my Lord. I knew if we kept working--
Lord Zedd: Silence, you fool! It is more than that! The Morphing Grid's balance is maintained by the constant struggle between Zordon and myself.
Goldar: Maybe Zordon finally gave up.
Lord Zedd: Or is somehow damaged. Either way, now is the perfect chance to retrieve the former Green Ranger.
Goldar: Without Zordon, the Power Rangers will be powerless to stop us!
Lord Zedd: Still, we'll give them a little something to keep them occupied and out of our way: Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinel! [laughs]
[Zedd fires a lightning bolt to Earth, inititating Nimrod's birth.]
Lord Zedd: We must celebrate. The Green Ranger will soon return to the dark side and take his place as heir to my throne!

Lord Zedd: I don't understand it. The more I divide them, the more they come together. I swear, I will find a way to destroy them, even if I have to scour the entire galaxy to do it.

Lord Zedd: May rivers run red, the sun die to embers. A spell I shall cast, if my lines I remem---
[Rita interrupts.]

Lord Zedd: Merriment and togetherness make me ill. Every year for centuries, these nauseating Earthlings get together and celebrate the holidays. But this year, it's going to be different.
Rita: Aw, give me a break! You say that every year!
Lord Zedd: How would you know?! We've only been married for a year, though it seems like centuries.

Lord Zedd: My comrades, we have executed the ultimate plan. By destroying their Zords, we have once and for all taken the power out of the Power Rangers!
Rita: Rito, my brother! I'm so proud of you!
Rito: Yeah, I'm proud of me, too.
Goldar: With four monsters helping me, I could defeat them, too!
Rita [flatly]: Sure, you could.
Lord Zedd: Silence! Now that those meddlesome Rangers are finally out of our way, there is nothing Zordon can do to stop us from conquering the world!