Mad Men quotes
136 total quotesPeggy Olson: What happened?
Don Draper: Somebody very important to me died.
Peggy: Who?
Don: The only person in the world who really knew me.
Peggy: That's not true.
Don Draper: Somebody very important to me died.
Peggy: Who?
Don: The only person in the world who really knew me.
Peggy: That's not true.
Peggy Olson: You always say, if you don't like what they're saying about you, change the conversation.
Don Draper: To what? What they're saying about us is true.
Don Draper: To what? What they're saying about us is true.
Pete Campbell: [to his wife, regarding their fertility issues] Either you make it through this thing or you keep it to yourself.
Pete Campbell: I found out yesterday that Head of Accounts is going to Kenny and his haircut.
Pete Campbell: I have ideas.
Don Draper: I'm sure you do. Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich.
Don Draper: I'm sure you do. Sterling Cooper has more failed artists and intellectuals than the Third Reich.
Pete Campbell: Let me speak to the manager.
Saleswoman: Of the entire store?
Pete Campbell: Of the republic of dresses. Whoever can help me with this because you're falling short.
Saleswoman: Of the entire store?
Pete Campbell: Of the republic of dresses. Whoever can help me with this because you're falling short.
Pete Campbell: This is ridiculous. If I'm going to die, I want to die in Manhattan.
Pete Campbell: Well, as they used to say at the freshman mixer, when you get a yes, you go home.
Horace Cook, Jr.: Only, Humps, you never got one.
Horace Cook, Jr.: Only, Humps, you never got one.
Pete Campbell: What are you doing? Where are you going?
Don Draper: I'm going to take care of this right now.
Pete Campbell: Is this some sort of thing like in the movies where I have a gun and you don't think I'm going to shoot you? I will shoot you.
Don Draper: I'm going to take care of this right now.
Pete Campbell: Is this some sort of thing like in the movies where I have a gun and you don't think I'm going to shoot you? I will shoot you.
Pete Campbell: Why can't you give me what I want? I've earned this job. I deserve it.
Don Draper: Why? Because your parents are rich? Because you went to prep school and have a $5.00 haircut? You've been given everything. You've never worked for anything in your life.
Don Draper: Why? Because your parents are rich? Because you went to prep school and have a $5.00 haircut? You've been given everything. You've never worked for anything in your life.
Pete Campbell: You ever been hunting, Peggy?
Peggy Olson: No, I don't think so.
Pete Campbell: You either have or you haven't. I went a couple of times. With my uncle. New Hampshire.
Peggy Olsen: I saw my cousin shoot a rabbit by Coney Island.
Pete Campbell: It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Take it down with the first shot or you scare it away. Then sometimes you have to go up and finish it off. Then you tie it to the bumper and go home. But do you know what I've always wanted to do? I would pick it up, throw its back legs over my shoulder, and I would drag it through the snow to this little cabin. And there, I'd hang it up between a couple of trees, cut it open, and drain it, dress it. Then I'd take my big hunting knife and I'd cut this loin right out the side. And I'd go into the cabin and there'd be this woman waiting for me. Standing by one of those old stoves with a big black pipe. And I'd hand it to her and she'd put it in a cast iron skillet and then I'd sit at the table. And she'd bring it to me. And I'd wipe my knife on my knee. And then I would eat it. While she watches.
Peggy Olsen:That would be wonderful.
Peggy Olson: No, I don't think so.
Pete Campbell: You either have or you haven't. I went a couple of times. With my uncle. New Hampshire.
Peggy Olsen: I saw my cousin shoot a rabbit by Coney Island.
Pete Campbell: It's an incredible sensation. You have to be very quiet. Take it down with the first shot or you scare it away. Then sometimes you have to go up and finish it off. Then you tie it to the bumper and go home. But do you know what I've always wanted to do? I would pick it up, throw its back legs over my shoulder, and I would drag it through the snow to this little cabin. And there, I'd hang it up between a couple of trees, cut it open, and drain it, dress it. Then I'd take my big hunting knife and I'd cut this loin right out the side. And I'd go into the cabin and there'd be this woman waiting for me. Standing by one of those old stoves with a big black pipe. And I'd hand it to her and she'd put it in a cast iron skillet and then I'd sit at the table. And she'd bring it to me. And I'd wipe my knife on my knee. And then I would eat it. While she watches.
Peggy Olsen:That would be wonderful.
Peter Campbell: I just wanted to let you both know how honored I am with this promotion.
Roger Sterling: Help yourself... not the Stoli.
Roger Sterling: Help yourself... not the Stoli.