Mad Men quotes
136 total quotesPaul Kinsey: Sterling Cooper is positively Cro-Magnon. I have a friend - I'm not even going to say what agency - but all they do is smoke Mary Jane and play darts. And honestly, I think they're the best store on the street.
Peggy Olson: A Night to Remember is every girl's dream. It holds the wholesome promise of the kind of hand holding that eventually leads to marriage.
Peggy Olson: [after Joyce kisses her] I have a boyfriend.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.
Joyce: He doesn't own your vagina.
Peggy: No, but he's renting it.
Peggy Olson: [to Don] You know something. We are all here because of you. All we want to do is please you.
Peggy Olson: [to Don] You'll have to believe me that I'll forget this. I don't want you treating me badly because I remind you of it.
Peggy Olson: [to Pete] Stop barging in here and infecting me with your anxiety.
Peggy Olson: Have you been yelled at by Don yet?
Stan Rizzo: I'm not scared of him.
Peggy Olson: So that's a no.
Stan Rizzo: I'm not scared of him.
Peggy Olson: So that's a no.
Peggy Olson: I have to go to the printer.
Paul Kinsey: I know a nooner when I hear one.
Peggy Olson: You're disgusting.
Paul Kinsey: I know a nooner when I hear one.
Peggy Olson: You're disgusting.
Peggy Olson: I mean, I know what I'm supposed to want, but it just never feels right, or as important as anything in that office.
Peggy Olson: Let's assume we can get a girl who can match Ann-Margret's ability to be 25 and act 14.
Sal Romano: Is that what she's doing?
Sal Romano: Is that what she's doing?
Peggy Olson: Pete, just tell the truth, don't worry about the outcome. People respect that.
Peggy Olson: Sex sells.
Don Draper: Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and stick it in a briefcase, completely unaware that their success depends on something more than shoeshine. You are the product. You feeling something. That's what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can't do what we do and they hate us for it.
Don Draper: Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and stick it in a briefcase, completely unaware that their success depends on something more than shoeshine. You are the product. You feeling something. That's what sells. Not them. Not sex. They can't do what we do and they hate us for it.
Peggy Olson: The thing is, I have a job. I have my own office, with my name on the door. And I have a secretary--that's you. And I am not scared of any of this.
Peggy Olson: Well, one day you're there and then all of a sudden there's less of you. And you wonder where that part went, if it's living somewhere outside of you, and you keep thinking maybe you'll get it back. And then you realize, it's just gone.
Season Three
Season Three
Peggy Olson: What do you want from me?
Duck Phillips: I want to take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed and give you a go-around like you've never had.
Duck Phillips: I want to take you in that bedroom, lock the door, take your clothes off with my teeth, throw you on the bed and give you a go-around like you've never had.