MacGyver quotes
30 total quotesMacGyver: I've found from past experiences that the tighter you plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable.
Robin: Then how do we do it?
MacGyver: We fake it.
Robin: Then how do we do it?
MacGyver: We fake it.
MacGyver: For the past seven years I have done nothing but travel around the world getting shot up, locked up, blown up... and all I have to show for it are a couple of empty rolls of duct tape.
Season 3
Season 3
MacGyver: Just tell me what you want me to do!
Zoie: To help me find the holy grail!
MacGyver: Indiana Jones already did that, I saw the movie!
Zoie: To help me find the holy grail!
MacGyver: Indiana Jones already did that, I saw the movie!
Jimmy(The Eraser): Dreams are important, otherwise sleep is just eight hours of nothing.
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MacGyver: Sometimes I just hate it when I'm right.
External links MacGyver quotes at the Internet Movie Database References ��� Dialogue Script Episode 0023 ("The Eraser") in HTML at Google's Cache. (original DOC file)
External links MacGyver quotes at the Internet Movie Database References ��� Dialogue Script Episode 0023 ("The Eraser") in HTML at Google's Cache. (original DOC file)
MacGyver: Murdoc! (often said softly then backround music being to build tension.)
Unknown episodes
Unknown episodes
Lead Guard: [fires shot] HALT! That is far enough! [walks towards MacGyver] The map.
MacGyver: Now, I'd like to, but, ah, I really need it myself.
Lead Guard: You amuse me.
MacGyver: [shrugs sholders and swings map at guard and hits him]
Lead Guard: OOOH! [falls to ground]
MacGyver: Sorry. But I really DO need it. [MacGyver unrolls map to reveal a metal rod was inside the map and it falls to the ground]
MacGyver: Now, I'd like to, but, ah, I really need it myself.
Lead Guard: You amuse me.
MacGyver: [shrugs sholders and swings map at guard and hits him]
Lead Guard: OOOH! [falls to ground]
MacGyver: Sorry. But I really DO need it. [MacGyver unrolls map to reveal a metal rod was inside the map and it falls to the ground]
MacGyver: It just goes to show ya: A good map will always get you where you want to go.
MacGyver: I rember one time, I was maybe 7 or 8, my dad and I took a truck load of apples to market in another town. As soon as we got there, even as little as I was, I felt there was somthing wrong there. When I asked my dad about it, he said that they'd lynched an innocent man there. I was a lot older before I understood what that meant.
MacGyver: Look. If this works, it'll keep us from getting caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from getting old.
MacGyver: Are you the doctor?
Murdoc: Yes. I'm here to take care of you.
Repeated
Murdoc: Yes. I'm here to take care of you.
Repeated
Helene: Do you believe in fate MacGyver? Well I do. Whenever I do anything good, it turns out bad and whenever I do anything bad it turns out worse!