MacGyver quotes
30 total quotesMacGyver: The great thing about a map: it gets you in and out of places in a lot of different ways.
MacGyver: When James Bond gets an assignment, he probably ends up on the Riviera, up to his 007's in bikinis. Me? I end up 80 miles past nowhere. Courtesy of my good friend, Peter Thornton.
MacGyver: You don't go to people with your problems. You come to your friends.
Murdoc: Don't worry, MacGyver. You'll see me again. Just keep looking over your shoulder.
Season 6
Season 6
Murdoc: You know, MacGyver, that's why you're so hard to beat. Nobody knows what you're going to do next, including you.
Penny: MacGyver! Oh that does it! I just want to pack up my things right now and I want to go home.
MacGyver: Penny, whatever is going on around here, it's got nothing to do with ghosts or goblins or the supernatural. There is a purely logical explanation for everything.
Penny: Really? Well that would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't holding a human skull.
Season 5
MacGyver: Penny, whatever is going on around here, it's got nothing to do with ghosts or goblins or the supernatural. There is a purely logical explanation for everything.
Penny: Really? Well that would sound a lot more reassuring if you weren't holding a human skull.
Season 5
Thornton: Mmm, this is great. Did you make this?
MacGyver: You're supposed to heat it.
Thornton: Mmm, I like it cold.
MacGyver: I didn't think you'd go in for whipped bean curd.
MacGyver: You're supposed to heat it.
Thornton: Mmm, I like it cold.
MacGyver: I didn't think you'd go in for whipped bean curd.
Niki Is working on the computer
MacGyver Comes from behind and covers her mouth
MacGyver: EASY! EASY! TAKE IT EASY! I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YA. You don't scream, I don't scream. How bout that?
MacGyver: Okay, Can I trust ya? Alright, I want you to turn arround very slowly...
Niki hits him in the stomach area with her elbow
MacGyver hits floor
Niki: ALRIGHT WHO ARE YOU?
MacGyver: It'll come to me. What have you got in your bag?
Niki: Just This. Cocks Gun Now who are you?
MacGyver Comes from behind and covers her mouth
MacGyver: EASY! EASY! TAKE IT EASY! I WANT TO MAKE A DEAL WITH YA. You don't scream, I don't scream. How bout that?
MacGyver: Okay, Can I trust ya? Alright, I want you to turn arround very slowly...
Niki hits him in the stomach area with her elbow
MacGyver hits floor
Niki: ALRIGHT WHO ARE YOU?
MacGyver: It'll come to me. What have you got in your bag?
Niki: Just This. Cocks Gun Now who are you?