MacGyver quotes
30 total quotesMacGyver: The great thing about a map: it gets you in and out of places in a lot of different ways.
Lead Guard: [fires shot] HALT! That is far enough! [walks towards MacGyver] The map.
MacGyver: Now, I'd like to, but, ah, I really need it myself.
Lead Guard: You amuse me.
MacGyver: [shrugs sholders and swings map at guard and hits him]
Lead Guard: OOOH! [falls to ground]
MacGyver: Sorry. But I really DO need it. [MacGyver unrolls map to reveal a metal rod was inside the map and it falls to the ground]
MacGyver: Now, I'd like to, but, ah, I really need it myself.
Lead Guard: You amuse me.
MacGyver: [shrugs sholders and swings map at guard and hits him]
Lead Guard: OOOH! [falls to ground]
MacGyver: Sorry. But I really DO need it. [MacGyver unrolls map to reveal a metal rod was inside the map and it falls to the ground]
MacGyver: It just goes to show ya: A good map will always get you where you want to go.
MacGyver: I rember one time, I was maybe 7 or 8, my dad and I took a truck load of apples to market in another town. As soon as we got there, even as little as I was, I felt there was somthing wrong there. When I asked my dad about it, he said that they'd lynched an innocent man there. I was a lot older before I understood what that meant.
MacGyver: I've found from past experiences that the tighter you plan, the more likely you are to run into something unpredictable.
Robin: Then how do we do it?
MacGyver: We fake it.
Robin: Then how do we do it?
MacGyver: We fake it.
MacGyver: When James Bond gets an assignment, he probably ends up on the Riviera, up to his 007's in bikinis. Me? I end up 80 miles past nowhere. Courtesy of my good friend, Peter Thornton.
MacGyver: Look. If this works, it'll keep us from getting caught. If it doesn't, it'll keep us from getting old.
Jimmy(The Eraser): Dreams are important, otherwise sleep is just eight hours of nothing.
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Thornton: Mmm, this is great. Did you make this?
MacGyver: You're supposed to heat it.
Thornton: Mmm, I like it cold.
MacGyver: I didn't think you'd go in for whipped bean curd.
MacGyver: You're supposed to heat it.
Thornton: Mmm, I like it cold.
MacGyver: I didn't think you'd go in for whipped bean curd.
MacGyver: You don't go to people with your problems. You come to your friends.
Helene: Do you believe in fate MacGyver? Well I do. Whenever I do anything good, it turns out bad and whenever I do anything bad it turns out worse!