Hurley: So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I'm realizing... who the hell are Scott and Steve?

Hurley: So... Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that one comin'.

Hurley: Was it a dinosaur?
Jack: It wasn't a dinosaur.
Hurley: If you didn't see it, how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?
Jack: Cause dinosaurs are extinct.
Hurley: Oh, yeah, good point.

Hurley: We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them, one of them isn't -- Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He wasn't on the plane.

Hurley: We just had a little incident in the valley last night.
Shannon: An incident?
Hurley: Yeah. Claire, the pregnant girl, you know her. She, uh, kinda got attacked.
Shannon: What?
Boone: She's okay?
Hurley: Yeah. She's a little shook up.
Shannon: I am so not moving to the rape caves!

Hurley: We're all gonna die.
Sawyer: Calm down, Chicken Little. Sky ain't falling just yet.
Hurley: This is exactly what he wants. To fight amongst ourselves. You're making a big mistake, dude.
Locke: It's his to make, Hugo. Let's get on with it.
Sawyer: Right. [pauses] I'm attacking Siberia. [The camera zooms out revealing that they are playing Risk. Sawyer and Hurley roll the dice, and Sawyer wins.] Sorry.
Hurley: Can't believe you're just giving him Australia. Australia's the key to the whole game.
Sawyer: Says you.

Hurley: We're having another tournament for the last of the deodorant sticks.

Hurley: What's that thing where doctors make you feel better just by talking to you?
Jack: Bedside manner?
Hurley: Yeah, that. Yours sucks, dude.

Hurley: You don't know?! Okay... that thing in the woods? Maybe it's a monster. Maybe it's a... pissed off giraffe, I don't know. The fact that no one is even looking for us? Yeah, that's weird. But I just go along with it, 'cause I'm along for the ride. Good old fun-time Hurley. Well, guess what? Now -- I want some friggin' answers!

Hurley: You have some...Arzt...on you.

Ilana: Which one of you is Ricardus?
Richard: It's Richard, actually.
Ilana: What lies in the shadow of the statue?
Richard: Ille qui nos omnes servabit.
Ilana: Richard...I'm Ilana. I have something you need to see. [to her crew] Open it up.
[The Others cock their guns.]
Richard: It--it's okay. It's okay. Let them.
[Ilana's team turns over the crate. It contains John Locke's body.]
Richard: [stunned] Where did you find him?
Ilana: In the cargo hold of the plane we came here on...in a coffin.
Sun: I don't understand. If this is Locke... who's in there?

Ilana: Nobody remembers you being on the plane
Locke: Well, I don't remember being on it either.
Ilana: What do you remember?
Locke: I remember a lot.
Ilana: Like why you're dressed up so nice?
Locke: No, but I can guess.
Ilana: Please. Guess.
Locke: I think this suit is what they were gonna bury me in.
Ilana: Sorry?
Locke: You asked what I remembered. I remember dying.

Ilana: Pick it up and start digging!
Ben: Digging what?
Ilana: A grave.
Ben: For who?
Ilana: You murdered Jacob. It's for you.

Ilana: What are you waiting for?
Benjamin Linus: I want to explain.
Ilana: Explain what?
Benjamin Linus: I want to explain that I know what you're feeling.
Ilana: You have no idea what I'm feeling.
Benjamin Linus: I watched my daughter Alex die in front of me. And it was my fault. I had a chance to save her, but I chose the island... Over her. All in the name of Jacob. I sacrificed everything for him... And he didn't even care. Yeah, I stabbed him. I was... so angry.. Confused. I... I was terrified that I was about to lose the only thing that had ever mattered to me... my power. But the thing that really mattered... Was already gone. I'm sorry that I killed Jacob. I am. And I do not expect you to forgive me because... I can never forgive myself.
Ilana: Then what do you want?
Benjamin Linus: Just... let me leave.
Ilana: Where will you go?
Benjamin Linus: To Locke.
Ilana: Why?
Benjamin Linus: Because he's the only one that'll have me.
Ilana: I'll have you.

Isabelle: [about Jack's tattoo] He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us. That's what they say.
Jack: That's what they say. It's not what they mean.