Kim Possible quotes
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Mr. Barkin: Interesting report you turned in there, Stoppable. Your dad, a.k.a "Hero", is a member of the Middleton Search and Rescue?
Ron: Yep.
Mr Barkin: He also volunteers at the local fire department!
Ron: Affirmative.
Mr Barkin: And while in the confines of a certain "infinity dome" he can convert pure mathematical thought into blasts of energy that fire out of his skull?!
Ron: [Nervously] Yeah, it's an actuary thing.
Mr. Barkin: I see... YOUR DAD ROCKS! A+!
Mr. Barkin: Interesting report you turned in there, Stoppable. Your dad, a.k.a "Hero", is a member of the Middleton Search and Rescue?
Ron: Yep.
Mr Barkin: He also volunteers at the local fire department!
Ron: Affirmative.
Mr Barkin: And while in the confines of a certain "infinity dome" he can convert pure mathematical thought into blasts of energy that fire out of his skull?!
Ron: [Nervously] Yeah, it's an actuary thing.
Mr. Barkin: I see... YOUR DAD ROCKS! A+!
[Last Lines]
Shego: So tell me again, how much are you worth?
Martin Smarty: Billions!
Shego: That's a mad grip. I could get used to this. How much real estate?
Martin Smarty: Including tropical islands?
Shego: I am so retired right now.
[Artie enters.]
Artie Smarty: Hi, Dad. Hi, New Mom.
Shego: [gets up] I am so out of here.
Shego: So tell me again, how much are you worth?
Martin Smarty: Billions!
Shego: That's a mad grip. I could get used to this. How much real estate?
Martin Smarty: Including tropical islands?
Shego: I am so retired right now.
[Artie enters.]
Artie Smarty: Hi, Dad. Hi, New Mom.
Shego: [gets up] I am so out of here.
[Motor Ed reveals his "awesome" plan: a cross-country road trip in a hyper-sonic vehicle with "a hot babe."]
Shego: Wait, you mean I'm here because I'm an ornament?!
Motor Ed: Not! The fuzzy dice are an ornament. You... are an accessory.
Shego: Wait, you mean I'm here because I'm an ornament?!
Motor Ed: Not! The fuzzy dice are an ornament. You... are an accessory.
[On a "gravy ghost" haunting the school cafeteria]
Wade: I don't know what to tell you, Kim. After watching the cafeteria security tape, I can't explain what happened either.
Kim: Did you analyze the gravy sample?
Wade: Yup.
Monique: And?
Wade: You don't want to know. [pauses] Not till graduation. [pauses] From college.
Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.
Wade: I don't know what to tell you, Kim. After watching the cafeteria security tape, I can't explain what happened either.
Kim: Did you analyze the gravy sample?
Wade: Yup.
Monique: And?
Wade: You don't want to know. [pauses] Not till graduation. [pauses] From college.
Monique: I say we trust him on the gravy.
[On a speeding train.]
Shego: Peter Puffer-Puff's approaching the giant gorge...
Drakken: You're loving this, aren't you?
Shego: Peter Puffer-Puff's approaching the giant gorge...
Drakken: You're loving this, aren't you?
[on prom night, Kim unexpectedly has to fight a giant robot; after a near-miss from one of its weapons, she notices her scorched hem]
Kim: Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?
Kim: Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?
[on Prom Night]
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.
Mr. Dr. Possible: [stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...
Eric: Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.
Mr. Dr. Possible: [surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Kimmy? There's a very handsome young man here for you.
Mr. Dr. Possible: [stern] Let's get a few things clear, right up front...
Eric: Oh, you read my mind, sir. Now, Kim explained that her normal curfew is ten o'clock, but that on special occasions and rescue missions, you extend that to eleven. I'd feel better if we stick with ten.
Mr. Dr. Possible: [surprised and pleased] Really? Ha-ha, this young man has got it goin' on!
[Ron and Kim both have colds.]
Ron: I so don't get this soap opera!
Kim: What's not to get? Felicia's arch-enemy created a machine that swapped her brain with Brock's.
Ron: I so don't get this soap opera!
Kim: What's not to get? Felicia's arch-enemy created a machine that swapped her brain with Brock's.
[Ron and Rufus discover an "evil plot" at Bueno Nacho]
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: I beg your pardon?
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: No, we've got more in the back.
Ron: You took away the bendy-straws!
[Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head]
Lars: You, sir, have lost it!
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: I beg your pardon?
Ron: This is the last straw!
Lars: No, we've got more in the back.
Ron: You took away the bendy-straws!
[Rufus and Ned smack themselves in the head]
Lars: You, sir, have lost it!
[Ron breaks down as Kim's relationship with Eric blossoms, and he is wedged into a corner by the horde of kids at Bueno Nacho. Agitated, he seizes a news reporter's mike and yells at the camera]
Ron: I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!
Jim Possible: Ron's on TV!
Tim Possible: And he's freaking out!
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Honey, I think the boys are right.
Mr. Dr. Possible: Hmm, Ronald, freaking?
[He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]
Dr. Possible: [chuckling] Oh, so he is.
Ron: I can't even get to the counter to order! This used to be my place! Mine! I'm losing everything I ever cared about!
Jim Possible: Ron's on TV!
Tim Possible: And he's freaking out!
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Honey, I think the boys are right.
Mr. Dr. Possible: Hmm, Ronald, freaking?
[He looks at the TV, seeing Ron being dragged out of Bueno Nacho, wrestling with the reporter over her mike]
Dr. Possible: [chuckling] Oh, so he is.
[Ron fires a grappling hook, which tears his pants off.]
Ron: AH!
Kim: Ron, quit fooling around!
Ron: Okay, I'm going...
[fires a second grappling hook, which tears his shirt off.]
Ron: Oh, c-, are you kidding me?!
Ron: AH!
Kim: Ron, quit fooling around!
Ron: Okay, I'm going...
[fires a second grappling hook, which tears his shirt off.]
Ron: Oh, c-, are you kidding me?!
[Ron has to find a "hero" to write about, and has to rule out Kim, or her parents.]
Kim: You know, I'm not the only one of us with parents.
Ron: Mom swore off school projects after the paper-machete incident.
Kim: Don't you mean, "paper mache"?
Ron: I wish I did, Kim. I wish I did.
Kim: You know, I'm not the only one of us with parents.
Ron: Mom swore off school projects after the paper-machete incident.
Kim: Don't you mean, "paper mache"?
Ron: I wish I did, Kim. I wish I did.
[Ron has to go to school inside an "anti-matter" ball.]
Ron: Oh, yeah! This is how I roll!
Kim: Um, okay, maybe the whole trying-to-act-cool thing isn't your best option right now.
Ron: Look, KP, you wanted me to make the best of things, didn't you?
[They both freeze when they catch sight of Bonnie. She walks up to them.]
Bonnie: ...No. It's too easy.
Ron: Oh, yeah! This is how I roll!
Kim: Um, okay, maybe the whole trying-to-act-cool thing isn't your best option right now.
Ron: Look, KP, you wanted me to make the best of things, didn't you?
[They both freeze when they catch sight of Bonnie. She walks up to them.]
Bonnie: ...No. It's too easy.
[Ron is having a hard time flying due to having Drakken on his back]
Ron: The piggyback thing really drags down my coolness.
Drakken: Well, pardon me. Not all of us have the power of flight.
Ron: Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons...
Drakken: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!
Ron: The piggyback thing really drags down my coolness.
Drakken: Well, pardon me. Not all of us have the power of flight.
Ron: Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons...
Drakken: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!