[Ron opens a shark tank under Shego]
Evil Ron: Sidekicks need to know their place... right?
Shego: Uh... uh... you got it! Uh, I'll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours? I-I love it! Loooove it!

[Ron stops eating what he thought were snack treats.]
Ron: OH, GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLIES! WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH?
Professor Acari: Toasted chili peppers...
Ron: Oh, phew!
Professor Acari: And mountain grasshoppers! Delicious, aren't they?
Kim: Ron, maybe you should look before you eat.
Ron: Crunchy and spicy has never betrayed me like this before!

[Ron turns in his assignment for Health Class, returning his "Flour Baby" after replacing it thirty-plus times.]
Barkin: F-minus.
Ron: What?! But... but she's in perfect shape!
Barkin: She's sugar!
[The entire class laughs.]

[Seeing Wade's new girlfriend, Olivia, use a "Cupid Ray" on him.]
Ron: Er, you don't think Kim's got one of those?
Rufus: I dunno.
Kim: [from behind]: Hey, Ron.
[Ron and Rufus scream and cower]
Kim: What are you doing?
Ron: Nothing!
Kim: You're weird!
Ron: Kim!
Kim: Shh, [romantically] I like weird!

[Shego is surprised to hear that Drakken has comped her vacation.]
Shego: [reads note] "Shego, just my way of saying thanks for a super year, and Merry Christmas. Yours in evil, Dr. Drakken." Aw, that is so nice! Guess I should have taken his call.

[Showing the henchmen his plan, Drakken smashes the pickle with his hand]
Mama Lipsky: Drewby, what did I tell you about playing with your food?
Drakken: [embarassed] My food is not a toy. It's for my tummy to enjoy. [Henchmen giggle]

[Wade reads a love note for Monique that Ron gave him]
Wade: The humble earthworm is vital to agriculture, it moves through the soil by excreting lubricating mucus.
Kim and Monique: Eww!
Ron: Wait! That's my biology report! Oh no! That means...
[Cut to Mr. Barkin grading Ron's "biology report"]
Barkin: [sniffs] Aw, that's a beautiful thought. A-plus, Stoppable!

[watching the battle between the Mathter and Mr. Stoppable]
Ron: See? They should totally teach this way in Trig!
Kim: Totally.

[When he is freed from the anti-matter ball, Ron and Kim hug.]
Ron: Oh yeah, that's nice.
Kim: I was starting to think I was never going to do that again.

[While Kim is fighting Shego, Drakken's machine works]
Kim: It actually works!
Shego: Hey I'm just as shocked as you.

[While Ron and Barkin are attached at the hip, Barkin drags Ron to a rugby match.]
Barkin: Feels good! Feels right, doesn't it?
Ron: I can taste my spleen...

[After Jim and Tim end up in the hospital]
Kim: You were doing what?!
Jim: Bungee jumping out of a blimp, like Adrena Lynn.
Tim: Only we didn't have a blimp, so we used the roof.
Jim: And we didn't have a bungee cord, so we used yarn.
Mr. Dr. Possible: That Adrena Lynn is a menace!
Mrs. Dr. Possible: (angrily) She didn't really bungee jump out of a blimp. Don't you boys watch the news?
Jim: No. The only show we watch is Adrena Lynn.

[When Kim comes home]
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend called while you were out.
Kim: He's not my boyfriend!
Mrs. Dr. Possible: That's not what Ron said on the Ron Report. (Kim sighs) Is something wrong, honey?
Mr. Dr. Possible: (pause) You have our undivided attention. (pause) The TV's broken.
Kim: Ron made up a story about me liking the quarterback, and now I'm stuck dating him or we'll lose the big game. Meanwhile, there's a worldwide satellite crisis.
Mrs. Dr. Possible: Kimmie, you have to be honest with Brick. If the football team loses, it's not your fault. (pause) I can't help you with the satellite thing.
Tim: (pointing to the TV) Uh, I don't think you have to worry about dating Brick tonight.
Brick: (on TV) Hey, I thought you said Kim wanted to meet me here.
Adrena Lynn: Oh, she'll be here.
Jim & Tim: Adrena Lynn!
Mr. Dr. Possible: Huh, I thought she was cancelled. (switches through all the channels, but all of them show Adrena Lynn)
Kim: Well, I think we know who's jamming the satellite transmissions. (takes up the Kimmunicator) Wade?
(Adrena Lynn's broadcast appears on the Kimmunicator)
Adrena Lynn: Tonight, Ron Stoppable, Kim Possible versus me in extreme combat! And, to raise the takes, I have Kim's boyfriend.
Kim: (angrily) He is not my boyfriend! (everyone looks at her, and she sighs) Don't worry, I'm going. (leaves)