Kim Possible quotes
538 total quotes[Barkin is doing laps at the gymnasium pool, with Ron attached to his hip.]
Ron: [gasping] You could have planned this a little better!
Barkin: Don't be a water weenie, Stoppable! Only fifty more laps. Big breath, let's go!
Ron: [gasping] You could have planned this a little better!
Barkin: Don't be a water weenie, Stoppable! Only fifty more laps. Big breath, let's go!
[Drakken and Killigan are both in bed with colds.]
Duff Killigan: Aye, can you believe Felician and Brock switched brains?
Drakken: I know! So does that mean the wedding's off?
Duff Killigan: Aye, can you believe Felician and Brock switched brains?
Drakken: I know! So does that mean the wedding's off?
[Drakken and Motor Ed steal Felix's cyber-robotic wheelchair]
Kim: This is low even for these two.
Ron: Uh, news flash, Kim: they're bad men!
Kim: This is low even for these two.
Ron: Uh, news flash, Kim: they're bad men!
[Drakken and Ron are fighting over the control panel of Drakken's ship, hitting buttons at random]
Computer: Initiating emergency system test... launching escape pods... initiating self-destruct... initiating bedtime sequence.
[A compartment opens, revealing a toothbruth in a glass, and a teddy bear sitting on a folded set of pajamas.]
Ron: Wait a second! What was that?
Drakken: (shields the bedroom set) I don't know what you're talking about.
Ron: Before the teddy bear!
Computer: Self-destruct in twenty...
Drakken: Gah! What did you do?! This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!
Ron: SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT!
Drakken: Chill out! I have escape pods!
Ron: HAD escape pods, blue boy! We launched them!
Computer: Initiating emergency system test... launching escape pods... initiating self-destruct... initiating bedtime sequence.
[A compartment opens, revealing a toothbruth in a glass, and a teddy bear sitting on a folded set of pajamas.]
Ron: Wait a second! What was that?
Drakken: (shields the bedroom set) I don't know what you're talking about.
Ron: Before the teddy bear!
Computer: Self-destruct in twenty...
Drakken: Gah! What did you do?! This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!
Ron: SELF-DESTRUCT! SELF-DESTRUCT!
Drakken: Chill out! I have escape pods!
Ron: HAD escape pods, blue boy! We launched them!
[Drakken and Ron are fighting over the last chicken leg.]
Drakken: [crying] Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent...! Not Europe.
Drakken: [crying] Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent...! Not Europe.
[Drakken and Ron are stranded at the North Pole]
Ron: My fault?! It's not my fault!
Drakken: This is so your fault!
Ron: What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?
Drakken: In the spirit of the season, yes!
Ron: My fault?! It's not my fault!
Drakken: This is so your fault!
Ron: What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?
Drakken: In the spirit of the season, yes!
[Drakken believes Kim has been vaporized]
Drakken: You... were a worthy foe. You were indeed "all that." Farewell... Kim Possible!
[Kim appears behind him, tying her graduation sash around her waist]
Kim: Hello, Drakken!
Drakken: You... were a worthy foe. You were indeed "all that." Farewell... Kim Possible!
[Kim appears behind him, tying her graduation sash around her waist]
Kim: Hello, Drakken!
[Drakken shows his plans to steal the plasma with a model of the cargo train and describes them to Shego. At the end he snatches the train off its tracks and turns to see his mother.]
Mama Lipsky: Aren't you a little old to be playing with your Peter Puffer Puff toys?
Shego: She's got a point, Choo Choo Boy.
Mama Lipsky: Aren't you a little old to be playing with your Peter Puffer Puff toys?
Shego: She's got a point, Choo Choo Boy.
[Drakken, Shego, Ron, and the Possible Family around a fire in an igloo at the north pole]
Drakken: This truce only lasts through the new year. After that, I'm gonna open up a big bag of freak on all of you!
(Ron gets Drakken's phone to call for help)
Drakken: This truce only lasts through the new year. After that, I'm gonna open up a big bag of freak on all of you!
(Ron gets Drakken's phone to call for help)
[Having been humiliated in front of Bonnie.]
Kim: The only ride you're going to need will be to the hospital...!
Wade: (interrupting her) Kim!
Jim: Whew! Saved by the Wade.
Kim: The only ride you're going to need will be to the hospital...!
Wade: (interrupting her) Kim!
Jim: Whew! Saved by the Wade.
[In the Go Tower, Hego receives an emergency call from the Mayor.]
Mayor: (lisping) Lookth like we've got uth a sithuation, Hego! Your old numerical nemethith ith thcaring the thpit out of the thitithens of Go Thity!
Hego: You don't mean...?
Mayor: Yeth, Hego... the Mathter!
Ron: The Mathter?
Kim: Ron, don't make fun! He means "The Master."
Hego: No, he means "The Mathter."
Mayor: That's what I thaid, ithn't it? The Mathter!
Mayor: (lisping) Lookth like we've got uth a sithuation, Hego! Your old numerical nemethith ith thcaring the thpit out of the thitithens of Go Thity!
Hego: You don't mean...?
Mayor: Yeth, Hego... the Mathter!
Ron: The Mathter?
Kim: Ron, don't make fun! He means "The Master."
Hego: No, he means "The Mathter."
Mayor: That's what I thaid, ithn't it? The Mathter!
[In the woods as the train with the synthoplasma draws near.]
Mama Lipsky: [points to the sonic disruptor] What's that?
Drakken: It's for man-in-the-street interviews.
Shego: And where is the street?
Drakken: Zip a lip, Shego.
Mama Lipsky: [points to the sonic disruptor] What's that?
Drakken: It's for man-in-the-street interviews.
Shego: And where is the street?
Drakken: Zip a lip, Shego.
[Kim, Ron, and Jim & Tim are about to go on a plane trip]
Kim: Okay. Does anybody need to take care of any business?
Jim & Tim: No.
Ron: "Business"? Like what? Banking?
Kim: Ron, business. As there won't be any "rest-ups".
Ron: Kim, the boys are 10. They don't need to take a nap. I don't think rest is gonna be an issue.
[Rufus climbs up to Ron's ear and whispers to him]
Ron: Oh... right. [pauses] Uh... excuse me. [runs toward the house]
Kim: Okay. Does anybody need to take care of any business?
Jim & Tim: No.
Ron: "Business"? Like what? Banking?
Kim: Ron, business. As there won't be any "rest-ups".
Ron: Kim, the boys are 10. They don't need to take a nap. I don't think rest is gonna be an issue.
[Rufus climbs up to Ron's ear and whispers to him]
Ron: Oh... right. [pauses] Uh... excuse me. [runs toward the house]
[Last lines of the series]
Dementor: You must admit, that it is exquisitely amusing.
Drakken: Okay, Dementor, I'd really rather not talk about it!
Dementor: But the irony! As a mad scientist you have been a total failure your entire career...
Drakken: New topic, please!
Dementor: Okay, okay. Why the blue skin?
Drakken: Glad you asked! Funny story - not funny "ha-ha." It was a Tuesday...
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Dementor: You must admit, that it is exquisitely amusing.
Drakken: Okay, Dementor, I'd really rather not talk about it!
Dementor: But the irony! As a mad scientist you have been a total failure your entire career...
Drakken: New topic, please!
Dementor: Okay, okay. Why the blue skin?
Drakken: Glad you asked! Funny story - not funny "ha-ha." It was a Tuesday...
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