Kim Possible quotes
538 total quotesShego: Where's Possible?
Ron: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Shego: Whoa there, never said she was.
Ron: Ooh... Heh-heh, awkward...
Ron: SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!
Shego: Whoa there, never said she was.
Ron: Ooh... Heh-heh, awkward...
Shego: You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?
Drakken: Been there, done that!
Drakken: Been there, done that!
Sumo Ninja: [high squeaky voice, from getting a wedgie earlier] I shall be avenged!
[Kim and Ron both giggle uncontrollably]
Sumo Ninja: What?
Ron: Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja: [same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!
[Kim and Ron both giggle uncontrollably]
Sumo Ninja: What?
Ron: Dude, don't talk. The funny voice? Yeah, it kind of ruins your mystique.
Sumo Ninja: [same voice] I am strong like the mountain! I am swift like the wind! I am vengeance!
The Mathter: [defeated by Mr. Stoppable] How were you ever able to calculate my every move?
Mr. Stoppable: It was easy. I did the math.
Mr. Stoppable: It was easy. I did the math.
The Mathter: And what kind of hero are you?
Mr. Stoppable: I'm no hero. I'm Actuary of the Year.
Mr. Stoppable: I'm no hero. I'm Actuary of the Year.
Tim/Jim: And then when we were on a trip to Yosemite...
Kim: [gasps] No... not the poison oak story!
Kim: [gasps] No... not the poison oak story!
Tim: (with megaphone) Attention please!
Jim: (also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!
Tim: (also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!
Jim: (also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...
Tim and Jim: (with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!!!
Jim: (also with megaphone) We've detected cooties in the area!
Tim: (also with megaphone) Repeat, cooties in the area!
Jim: (also with megaphone) This can only mean one thing...
Tim and Jim: (with megaphone) Kim's got a boyfriend!!!
Tim: [as Mrs. Possible goes to pick up the cheerleader outfit] I wouldn't do that.
Jim: [holds up a pair of tongs] Not without these!
Jim: [holds up a pair of tongs] Not without these!
Tim: Miss Guide is our S.K.I.P. Counselor!
Kim: And S.K.I.P. is...?
Miss Guide: "Superior Knowledge & Intelligence Placement." A pilot program. Your brothers tested at high school level, so they're being enrolled as freshmen. I will be observing the transition!
Kim: So this is really happening?
Miss Guide: [with an exaggerated smile] Exciting, isn't it?
Kim: [through an exaggerated happy face] Oh, I can't begin to describe my feelings!
Kim: And S.K.I.P. is...?
Miss Guide: "Superior Knowledge & Intelligence Placement." A pilot program. Your brothers tested at high school level, so they're being enrolled as freshmen. I will be observing the transition!
Kim: So this is really happening?
Miss Guide: [with an exaggerated smile] Exciting, isn't it?
Kim: [through an exaggerated happy face] Oh, I can't begin to describe my feelings!
Timothy North: The Fearless Ferret never plays second fiddle!
Ron: Well, see, t-that's perfect! I'm ready to step up!
Timothy North: You, a fierce fighter of fiendish foes?
Ron: For sure!
Ron: Well, see, t-that's perfect! I'm ready to step up!
Timothy North: You, a fierce fighter of fiendish foes?
Ron: For sure!
TV Announcer: And reports that Adrena Lynn is a fake, coupled with a rash of copycat stunts across the country...
Jim: That's us! (high fives Tim, prompting pain, given they bungee jumped off a roof with yarn shortly beforehand)
TV Announcer: ...has prompted this network to cancel Adrena Lynn in favor of more... responsible programming. (reaction shot) So! Stay tuned for an extra hour of... "Stuff on Fire!"
Jim: That's us! (high fives Tim, prompting pain, given they bungee jumped off a roof with yarn shortly beforehand)
TV Announcer: ...has prompted this network to cancel Adrena Lynn in favor of more... responsible programming. (reaction shot) So! Stay tuned for an extra hour of... "Stuff on Fire!"