Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


TV: Danny wait, what about us? I told you, we're just friends and it has to stay that way
Ron: Oh please, are they still teasing that Charity and Danny will get together?
Kim: Like that's ever going to happen. Besides, it would end the series.

Wade: Activating parachute measures now! ...Oops!
Ron: Wade! We're free-falling off a cliff! This is no time for "oops"!
Wade: My bad! I never got around to actually installing the chute, it's sitting here in my closet!

Wade: Apparently impersonating a President is against mall regulations!

Wade: Does the name "Yamanouchi" mean anything to you?
Kim: That school in Japan that Ron went to last year?
Wade: Turns out it's a super-secret school...
Kim: I knew he crushed on someone while he was there!
Wade: That wasn't what I...
Kim: What? You think I'm jelling? I'm not jelling! Why would I jell?
Wade: Right...

Wade: I have bad news.
Kim: No kidding. I can not afford this jacket.

Wade: Looks like Pop-Pop Porter got so much publicity; he's not pressing charges for the blimp theft.
Ron: She's getting away with it?
Wade: Well, I was able to highlight the key areas on that photo file.
Ron: She calls herself extreme. The big fake!
Kim: Imagine that. Lying to the public just to build up your own reputation.
Ron: Disgusting! (pauses) Well, Adrena Lynn might get a pass from Pop-Pop, but Ron Stoppable smells a story.

Wade: Shouldn't I just be myself?
Ron: No, that only works in cartoons.

Wade: Uh-oh!
Ron: "Uh-oh" good or "uh-oh" bad?
Kim: When is "uh-oh" ever good?
Ron: I don't know, maybe THIS TIME?

Waiter: Somebody stole JP Barrymore!
Ron: At least you still have the back-up band.
Waiter: The bear was totally carrying those hacks! JP is the state of the art animatronic musicians!

Warmonga: She is the Blue Imposter's Battle-Mate.
Shego: Whoa, whoa, whoa! The two teens are a "thing", but there is nothing going on between me and Doctor D.!
Kim: Nothing?
Shego: NOTHING!
Warmonga: then why were you so threatened by my arrival?
Shego: Well, I don't know, could it be because you're nine feet tall?
Warhok: Denial. It's more than just a river on the planet which we now control.

Wong: (to Drakken) You make no sense to me.
Shego: (sardonically) Welcome to my life.

Yono the Destroyer: I AM YONO!
Monkey Fist: The Destroyer? Really?
Yono: (crosses his arms) Word.

Yori: According to the map, we should be very near.
Ron: Oh, good. Then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion.

Yori: Oh, Stoppable-san, you make danger comical with your American-style buffoonery.

Zita: A knave can't do that.
Ron: I'm no ordinary knave.