Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Shego: I got an early parole. Only here to say "hi."

Shego: I know I'm going to regret saying this, but you may have finally achieved "so dumb it just might work."

Shego: I was thinking it's time for some evil.
Drakken: Evil, you say? You mean "take over the world" type evil or "Drakken goes ouch" evil?

Shego: I'm going to whip you on technical merit and artistic impression!
Kim: Bring.

Shego: I'm on vacation! And I'm trying to relax! (to masseur) Toss 'em another one. Go ahead.
Ron: He-ey! He threw another rock at us! (pokes it) OW! A hot rock! He threw a hot rock at us!
Shego: (as Kim battles masseur) This is relaxing.
Kim: Vacation's over, Shego.
Shego: (standing up) That'll be all, Midas. (to Kim) Do you know how hard it is to get an appointment with him?
Kim: Maybe you should've thought of that before you sprung Drakken.
Shego: Who do you think I'm vacationing from?

Shego: Kim Possible has something that belongs to us!
Kim: Guess what? I don't want it.
Shego: It's on you? What like stuck?
Kim: Hello, it's not a nose ring. [pointing to the nano bug stuck on her nose]
Drakken: [to Shego] Take her whole nose if you have to.
Shego: Works for me.

Shego: Mmmmmm! That's good cocoa-moo!

Shego: Nano? [laughs] What's 'Nano'?
Drakken: [facepalm] Nano. Tiny. Mini.
Shego: Why don't you just say 'mini,' then.
Drakken: 'Cause nano sounds about a hundred times better!

Shego: Not to seem ungrateful, Junior, but why *did* you break me out of prison?
Junior: Well, my father's birthday is coming up and...
Shego: Hold it right there, slick. I don't do cakes, okay? I don't bake 'em, and I don't jump out of 'em!

Shego: Now what did we agree on?
Drakken: If I wanted a dog I had to promise to take care of him. Which I will. Later!

Shego: Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to jack some kid's wheelchair!
Drakken: News flash, Shego: I'm a bad man.

Shego: Okay, Where's Miss Priss?
(Ron and Mr. Possible point at the sky.)
Shego: Great I was banking on Kimmie to do her save the world thing.
Ron: Where's Drakken?
Shego: (points to sky, in depressed voice) See previous.

Shego: So, Frugal Lucre really bugs you?
Drakken: To the max! Now hide! [whispering] Maybe if we stay hidden he will leave...
Lucre: [whispering] Who will leave?
Drakken: Frugal- WAAH! How did you get here?! [looks at Shego]
Shego: Meh, figured I'd let him in.

Shego: There's no way I'm gonna let this she-thing just waltz in here and destroy Kimmie! That's MY job! Ya hear me?

Shego: This is sick and wrong on so many levels!