Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Senor Senior, Sr.: The piranha won't be here till Monday, but I assure you, the koi have not been fed in days.

Sensei: His monkey power is strong, boo-yah...

Shego: Oh, let me guess, the previous tenant is Professor Dementor?
Drakken: No, it's someone named Demens.
Shego: Doy, that's Dementor's real name.
Drakken: He uses a fake name?
Shego: Ye-aah, can you imagine, Drew Lipsky?
Season 3

Shego [watching Junior run the obstacle course] Pretty good time... for a wounded tortoise.
Senior: Hey Junior, I thought we could work on our evil laughs together?
Junior: Father, can you not see I am a wounded porpoise?
Shego: Yeah, I said "tortoise." With a "t." Tuh. Tuh. Tortoise!
Junior: See, Father, how mixed up you make me!

Shego: (parting) OK, I've got a salt blow in five, so listen to my words. (throwing coals as punctuation) I'm not helping Drakken! And I don't know who is! Me... va-ca-tion.
Ron: But �
Shego: VACATION! (throws water onto coals, disappears in steam)
Random Old Guy: Well, I'm convinced.

Shego: (mockingly to Drakken after Kim busts their hideout) "We'll build a frozen fortress, she'll never find us there!"

Shego: (reading the label of Drakken's mind-control shampoo) "Lather, Rinse, Obey." Aren't you being a little too upfront here?
Dr. Drakken: Truth in labeling laws, Shego. I'm a supervillain, not a corporate shyster.

Shego: [to Drakken] Can you not be weird? Please?

Shego: [to Frugal Lucre] You know what else he likes? Questions.
Frugal Lucre: Oh, I've got lots of those!
Shego: And he likes getting tapped on the shoulder... er, and you know how he likes getting blown on to get his attention?

Shego: [to Ron] NO TOUCHY MY MONKEY!

Shego: Brrrr. Cold weather: perfect for cuddling. Latte?
Drakken: I like latte, but as to the cuddling... Pasadena.
Shego: Why?
Drakken: Because... uh... because you're freaking me out, that's why!

Shego: Do you always got to be the hero?
Kim: Always got to be the pain?

Shego: Great, Kimmie gets a car and she's everywhere... like bacteria.

Shego: Huh, he's kinda cute. I approve.
Drakken: What are you, her sister all of a sudden?

Shego: I don't get it. If you're such an evil genius, shouldn't you invent your own stuff? I mean, what's with the stealing?
Drakken: It's called outsourcing, Shego!