Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Ron: I see, yes, yes, interesting. Well, if I had known I was supposed to be teaching her ninja skills, I would have, like, oh I don't know, TAUGHT HER SOME NINJA SKILLS!!! AAGGHH!!!

Ron: I think your natural competitive Kim-ness has taken you to a very dark place.

Ron: I'm not cut out to help people make life choices.
Kim: Oh, I wouldn't be so sure. After all, you helped me choose you!
Ron: Okay, that time I was a genius.
Rufus: Yuck!

Ron: If she liked me, then why couldn't she just say so? I mean, she was being all ninja about it.
Kim: (awkwardly) Well... you got me.

Ron: Is that a clip-on tie, Ned?
Ned: [clipping and unclipping tie] For quick removal in the event of a grease fire.

Ron: Is using a calculator in algebra cheating?
Kim: I don't use a calculator.
Ron: Okay. Well, is cutting and pasting stuff from the internet and calling it a term paper cheating?
Kim: You are kidding, right?
Ron: What?
Kim: I can pass this thing on my own. I know I can.

Ron: It is my honor to defeat you!

Ron: It's as fast as a rocket!
Tim: Hicka-Bicka-DUHH!

Ron: It's just a game. With small children. Who cry when they see you coming!

Ron: It's your worst nightmare!
Barkin: You mean the one with Abe Lincoln and the pool sharks?

Ron: Kim, don't look. This is possibly the sickest thing I've ever seen.
Kim: Sicker then the time you put Diablo sauce on pancakes?
Ron: MUCH!

Ron: Kim, Drakken's in jail. Christmas was saved! What's the big?
Kim: Okay, first of all, he was not trying to steal Christmas!

Ron: Kim, hello! Real life calling!

Ron: KP, this can't go on.
Kim: What?
Ron: Studying, in study hall, it sets a bad precedent.

Ron: Looks like the Wraithmaster's captured all the players.
Zita: Come on! We've got to help them!
Ron: Are all girls like this, or just the ones I know?!