Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Ron: Morning Mr. Dr. P, Mrs. Dr. P. So any progress?
Mrs. Possible: Good news! Most of Kim's basic memory has been restored.
Mr. Possible: But there was little mix up with the dish washer and bathtub this morning.
Mrs. Possible: Worked out fine. Kimmie and the dishes all got clean.
Ron: Uh... but what about-
Mr. Possible: Don't worry. The forks and knives were in the faced down position.
Kim: Hi Rob!
Ron: Ron.
Kim: Ugh! Right! Right! [Hits herself on the head]
Ron: It's O.K., it's O.K. It'll come back. So you know who I am?
Kim: Of course I do. You're my best friend.
Kim: Are you hitting on me?
Ron: Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend. We do everything together.
Ron: [happy and relieved] Yes! O.K. we are back on track. Ugh, talk about a relief.
Mrs. Possible: Oh Ron, one thing-
Ron: [pushing Kim towards his motor bike] No, not to worry, I'll have KP back in time for dinner. After school, I'll give her a refresher around Middleton. It'll be like a second first date. [nudges Kim]
Kim: Are you hitting on me?
Ron: Uh, Kim, we are dating. I'm your boyfriend. We do everything together.
Kim: You? Boyfriend? [snickers, then] Oh... wait you're serious?
Ron: Oh-ho, that wasn't painful at all. [snaps his fingers and Rufus gives Ron the bouquet of flowers Ron bought for Kim] Serious, see no see what I just did there [ presents Kim with the flowers] It's boyfriend stuff. So, do you remember now?
Kim: No, but thanks for the salad [ thinking the bouquet is a salad, Kim eats it]
Ron: But, no. See those... huh O.K. well, technically it's in the salad family. [sighs disappointingly] Come on.
Kim: Bye Mom, bye Dad. Rockets are Go!

Ron: My worst nightmare is the one where I'm at school, with only my underwear on.
Kim: Ron, you've actually done that.

Ron: Nobody spits up into my backpack except Rufus...! And sometimes me.

Ron: Oh, glad that's over.
Kim: Um, it's not quite over. How many times did you go through that machine?
Ron: Well I lost count, why?(Wearing a diaper) Oh, you know I find the giant diaper a delightful change of pace.

Ron: Oh, man, I have a zit on my nose!
Kim: Will you get over yourself?
Ron: You do too! Right there!
Kim: Self-activating lasers! [She pulls Ron away, and they dive beneath the table. Kim looks accusingly at Ron] He threw in some traps.
Ron: Hey, on the positive side, this guy is clearly a terrific listener.

Ron: Oh, no... no, no, not the puppy dog pout!

Ron: Oh, sure, he has looks, attitude, and a bon-diggity ride, but can he do this?
[Stuffs an entire can of chips into his mouth]
Kim: ...Why would he want to?

Ron: Oooh no, I'm not gonna be caught wearing a dress... you know, again.

Ron: Ow! Ow! The hot, steamy badness!

Ron: Part of me is terrified...But part of me is flattered.

Ron: Pizzapottomus! No!

Ron: Quick, shimmy up the cable.
Kim: You're closer, you shimmy.
Ron: Have you ever seen me shimmy? It's not pretty.

Ron: Remote-control lasers! I can handle this... [glares at lasers, then slumps] I got nothing. Kim?

Ron: Ron Stoppable is more than a match for any baby! I got a little sis myself, so bring it on...! Waaaaa, blah no, I meant one at a time! AHHHH...!

Ron: Rufus, this is a precision instrument, incredibly complex. Better mess with everything.