Ron: (to Shego) No one knocks down Bueno Nacho past, present or future.

Ron: [after watching Killigan disappear through a hole beneath his feet] Suddenly, the whole world is full of holes that people just whoosh away in.

Ron: [attacked by crows... yet again] Not now, this is just so random!

Ron: [mocking Kim] Oh, I'm Kim Possible, I can do anything! ...Except believe in my best friend!

Ron: [out of breath] K... P! Okay... who wants a piece... of me?
Drakken: Ooh, something is different about him...
Killigan: Gawd, what have you done to yerself? You look ghastly, man!
Monkey Fist: You really should take better care of yourself!

Ron: [over loudspeaker at Bueno Nacho] Fifty-eight, your order's great! Fifty-nine, looking fine! Sixty, um... your food's ready.

Ron: [Referring to Kim and Bonnie's rivalry] It's the circle of life.
Kim: Interesting choice of words. [Lifts flashlight to illuminate a lion behind Ron, alluding to the Lion King']

Ron: [referring to Shego] Has she always been this cranky?
Hego/Mego: Oh, yeah.

Ron: [Rufus picks up dog biscuit] Don't eat it, Rufus! It could be - hmm. Mmm. Bacony.

Ron: [scoffing] Cleopatra. Who's going to remember her ten years from now?

Ron: [to Kim] You blue foxes think you know everything!

Ron: [walking in] Nacos, plenty of Diablo sauce and some snackies...
Kim: Sneaking Bueno Nacho into school?
Ron: Hey, KP! No, just picked up some snacks for a, erm, er... field trip [looks around guiltily]
Kim: Field trip?
[Yori enters]
Yori: Everything is ready, Stoppable-San.
Ron: Yori! [nervously] Ha-ha, um Yori, this is Kim and Monique.
[Kim and Monique look sceptically at him]
Yori: Ah! Kim Possible! [She bows] I have heard much!
Kim: Really? I haven't. [Glares at Ron]
Ron: Oh... sure, KP... you know Yori from seventh period History? No, no she's an old pal from Camp Wannaweep...
[Pause]
Ron: We never met actually. What do you want? Who are you, stranger I do not know?
Kim: But you just said her name is Yori.
Ron: [nervously] Yori, well, it's a common name... ya know... in Japan... Well, I... I... I gotta go! Bye!
[Pulls Yori off with him]

Ron: Adrena Lynn, you can not do this!
Adrena Lynn: And why not?
Ron: I'm the one responsible for you've been cancelled. I called you a fake.
Brick: What?
Ron: I guess takes one to know one. I made up that stuff about Kim liking Brick just to sell my story.
Brick: Oh, harsh!
Ron: It worked, kind of, but the thing is that if the fake part about you is what people like, what good is that?
Adrena Lynn: You're right.
Ron: From now on I'm keeping it real.
Adrena Lynn: Me, too. Starting with my very real defeat of Kim Possible! (she laughs manically)
Ron: Okay, that didn't work.

Ron: After grad you're � you're heading to the stars, and, um...
Kim: Ron... what?
Ron: I'm stuck on Earth, but I don't want to hold you back, so whatever happens... I'm okay with it...

Ron: Ah, the Naco. My wondrous and historic creation for the Bueno Nacho corp. Part nacho, part taco, all delicious.
[Ron imagines himself the subject of a black-and-white film, shot at the turn of the century.]
Ron: Possible, come here! I need you.
Kim: (Western accent) Oh, Ronald, it is a wonderment! It will change the world.
Ron: Yes. Yes, it shall.
(Back in reality:)
Kim: That's how you remember it?
Ron: Pretty much.