Kim Possible quotes
538 total quotesMotor Ed: Shotgun babe doesn't get to criticize the dude or his dice, seriously
Shego: Shotgun Babe?
Shego: Shotgun Babe?
Motor Ed: This is bogus, Red! A man should not be booted off his ride!
Kim: Quit calling me "Red"! Seriously!
Kim: Quit calling me "Red"! Seriously!
Motor Ed:Here is it. The super-nova of all kits, the Total Auto-Body Experience. Seriously!
Drakken: Must you say "seriously" all the time?!
Motor Ed: Seriously?
Drakken: Seriously!
Motor Ed: Yeah, I do! Seriously!
[Lights are switched on; Kim enters room]
Kim: Motor Ed!
Motor Ed: Red!
Drakken: "Red"?
Kim: Drakken?
Drakken: Kim Possible?!
Kim: How do my foes find each other?
Motor Ed: We're related.
Kim: Seriously?
Motor Ed / Drakken: Seriously.
Drakken: Don't you have something better to do with your Friday nights?
Kim: Actually, no.
Drakken: Must you say "seriously" all the time?!
Motor Ed: Seriously?
Drakken: Seriously!
Motor Ed: Yeah, I do! Seriously!
[Lights are switched on; Kim enters room]
Kim: Motor Ed!
Motor Ed: Red!
Drakken: "Red"?
Kim: Drakken?
Drakken: Kim Possible?!
Kim: How do my foes find each other?
Motor Ed: We're related.
Kim: Seriously?
Motor Ed / Drakken: Seriously.
Drakken: Don't you have something better to do with your Friday nights?
Kim: Actually, no.
Mr. Barkin: Stoppable, you know the lay of the land?
Ron: Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.
Mr. Barkin: Good. Where's the phone?
[Flashback:]
8-Year-Old Ron: Mom, hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago. But I just wanted to ask you one more time... can you please get me out of here?!
[Flash-forward]
Ron: I seem to recall a payphone.
Ron: Every rock, every tree, every bloodthirsty tick... it haunts me.
Mr. Barkin: Good. Where's the phone?
[Flashback:]
8-Year-Old Ron: Mom, hey, it's me again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I just called three minutes ago. But I just wanted to ask you one more time... can you please get me out of here?!
[Flash-forward]
Ron: I seem to recall a payphone.
Mr. Possible: (chuckling) Chasing bad guys, switching brains... high school sure has changed since my day.
Mr. Possible: Drew dropped out of school and we never saw him again. He never forgave us, and I think, in some small way, we never forgave ourselves.
Kim: For just a giggle fit?
Mr. Possible: Oh no, we laughed looong and hard... with youthful abandon!
Kim: For just a giggle fit?
Mr. Possible: Oh no, we laughed looong and hard... with youthful abandon!
Mr. Possible: Honey, you know how I feel about "show people."
Mrs. Possible: They're just like you and me. Except they're wealthy, beautiful and live by no recognizable moral code!
Season 4
Mrs. Possible: They're just like you and me. Except they're wealthy, beautiful and live by no recognizable moral code!
Season 4
Mr. Possible: Jim, Tim, scoot over and make some room for your sister's arch foe.
Mr. Possible: Kimmie, let's not talk about "hotties" at breakfast any more.
[Mrs. Possible comes in]
Mrs. Possible: Who's a hottie?
Mr. Possible: We're not talking about it!
[Mrs. Possible comes in]
Mrs. Possible: Who's a hottie?
Mr. Possible: We're not talking about it!
Mr. Stoppable: Ronald? I should have told you what you learn when you spend your whole life calculating hazards?
Ron: What?
Mr. Stoppable: Some things are worth the risk.
Ron: What?
Mr. Stoppable: Some things are worth the risk.
Mrs. Possible: As a board-certified neurosurgeon, I've got to say: It's just not possible to swap brains.
Ron as Kim: Point taken, Dr. P, but how else do you explain my bare midriff?
Ron as Kim: Point taken, Dr. P, but how else do you explain my bare midriff?
Mrs. Possible: Interesting. There's a high density molecular process involved in this bonding agent.
Mr. Possible: It's a sticky situation!
Mrs. Possible: Ha! Good one!
Mr. Possible: Thanks.
Kim: So not helping.
Mr. Possible: It's a sticky situation!
Mrs. Possible: Ha! Good one!
Mr. Possible: Thanks.
Kim: So not helping.
Mrs. Possible: We're just tickled pink about you and Kimmy.
Ron: We are?
Mr. Possible: But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.
Ron: It is?
Mrs. Possible: We want Kim to be happy.
Ron: We do?
Mr. Possible: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
Ron: H-how deep?
Mr. Possible: Black hole deep, Ronald.
Ron: Uh... great...
Ron: We are?
Mr. Possible: But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.
Ron: It is?
Mrs. Possible: We want Kim to be happy.
Ron: We do?
Mr. Possible: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
Ron: H-how deep?
Mr. Possible: Black hole deep, Ronald.
Ron: Uh... great...