Kim Possible quotes
538 total quotesMonique: Is that Brick over there, flirting with the girl at Earring World?
Bonnie: He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops!
Bonnie: He's HYPNOTIZED by her Big Hoops!
Monique: You know Ron, if you had a job, then you'd have--
Ron: Impossible hours?
Monique: No-
Ron: Mean bosses?
Monique: No!
Ron: On the job injuries?
Monique: NO!!! MONEY! You'd have mad money!
Ron: [Pauses] Oh, that reminds me - Kim, can I borrow 5 bucks?
Ron: Impossible hours?
Monique: No-
Ron: Mean bosses?
Monique: No!
Ron: On the job injuries?
Monique: NO!!! MONEY! You'd have mad money!
Ron: [Pauses] Oh, that reminds me - Kim, can I borrow 5 bucks?
Monkey Fist: [to monkey with camera] Oh, that last mission was a failure! I told you scrapbooking the incident wouldn't make me feel better!
Monkey Fist: And from the space station, we shall rule the world! Oh, the weapons on board must be incredible...!
Dr. Possible: There are no weapons on the space station! It's dedicated to peaceful research.
Monkey Fist: Now, that... is "whack."
Dr. Possible: There are no weapons on the space station! It's dedicated to peaceful research.
Monkey Fist: Now, that... is "whack."
Monkey Fist: And so, monkey hater, we meet again...! [bell chimes] Serenity time, time to center...
Monkey Fist: Ron Stoppable...
Ron: You're the only one who ever gets my name right; I respect that.
Ron: You're the only one who ever gets my name right; I respect that.
Monkey Fist: So, you claim to be the great Destroyer?
Yono: What part of "YONO THE DESTROYER!" confuses you?
Monkey Fist: The short part. (gestures for his monkey ninjas to attack)
Yono: What part of "YONO THE DESTROYER!" confuses you?
Monkey Fist: The short part. (gestures for his monkey ninjas to attack)
Monkey Fist: Waffle away, gents. I'll be getting a head. [As he jumps on Drakken and Killigan's head]
Monkey Fist: What kind of hero brings a baby on a mission?
Ron: A baby, and a bag of flour!
Monkey Fist: Ah, yes. That explains everything.
Ron: A baby, and a bag of flour!
Monkey Fist: Ah, yes. That explains everything.
Motor Ed: [after a VERY long description of his latest ride, followed by an air-guitar solo] Know what I'm saying?
Frugal Lucre: NO! I have no idea what you're saying! You just go on and on and on and on about things no one even cares about!
Motor Ed: Dude, you're harshing my prison mellow here, seriously.
Frugal Lucre: And would you stop saying that word?! Seriously!
Frugal Lucre: NO! I have no idea what you're saying! You just go on and on and on and on about things no one even cares about!
Motor Ed: Dude, you're harshing my prison mellow here, seriously.
Frugal Lucre: And would you stop saying that word?! Seriously!
Motor Ed: [sees Shego and whistles] Green babe.
[Grabs Shego as if he's about to kiss her]
Motor Ed: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 'Cause, I'll totally walk by again if I have to, seriously.
Shego: Uh-huh, uh-huh, walk... and keep walking!
[Blasts Motor Ed across the room]
Motor Ed: Man, do I dig a woman who can scrap! I think I'm in looove!
[Grabs Shego as if he's about to kiss her]
Motor Ed: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 'Cause, I'll totally walk by again if I have to, seriously.
Shego: Uh-huh, uh-huh, walk... and keep walking!
[Blasts Motor Ed across the room]
Motor Ed: Man, do I dig a woman who can scrap! I think I'm in looove!
Motor Ed: [To Shego] Whoa! Babes don't drive, dudes drive, seriously! [Gets blasted by Shego] Man, I love that woman, she's got the green magic!
Motor Ed: Dude, never get a babe mad when she's driving. It just makes it worse... her driving, I mean. [Shego blasts him with her powers] OW! What'd I say?