Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Kim: You do me proud, Ron Stoppable, by just being you.
Ron: Yeah. Who knew my mad running-away skills would have real-world applications?

Kim: You know what I really hate?
Shego: That your date melted?
Kim: Nah... YOU!

Kim: You stole the kinetic modulator just to make cocoa?
Dementor: It is very good cocoa.

Kim: You're acting like my life is a piece of cake.
Ron: Let's see, you're smart, athletic, pretty and popular. Sounds pretty cakey to me.
Kim: Okay, flip mode. Watching wrestling, playing video games, and downing "snackage." It must be brutal being you.
Ron: Try the demands of raising Rufus as a single parent? Not to mention the pressures of maintaining my image. [Kim gives him a sideways glance] Okay, so I don't exactly have an image yet; but I'm working on it. And frankly, it's exhausting!

Kim: Your house sucks up so much power, it's causing blackouts all over Europe.
Senor Senior, Sr.: And these people without power, they are... inconvenienced?
Kim: Very.
Senor Senior, Sr.: You see, Junior, how awful it is to be poor?

Kim: [about Jim & Tim] They're old enough to be in high school but not old enough to stay home by themselves?
Mr. Possible: Not without vaporizing the garage.

Lord Monty Fiske: Bow to my power! I am... MONKEY FIST!

Lord Monty Fiske: Crazy, you say? Like it was crazy to spend the family fortune on radical genetic mutation and dangerous experimental surgery? Like it was crazy to become a man-monkey WHO VIOLATES EVERY LAW OF NATURE AND SCIENCE?! [calms down] It's a touch unconventional...

M.C. Honey: Say what?

Mama Lipsky: [seeing Drakken's lair] Is this all for your radio show?
Shego: Radio show?
Drakken: Yes... for my... radio show. Uh, I've got to get back to my callers.
[He presses a button and his henchman listen]
Drakken: Hello, listener. My advice to you is, you should... get in touch with your feminine side, yes.
[Henchman look confused]

Mama Lipsky: Don't you think it's time you settled down... [points to Shego] and met a nice girl?
Shego: (caught off guard) Oh, um... ICK!!!

Martin Smarty: I like to reward people who save my life.
Ron: And I like to be rewarded... you hear that, KP? A reward! He-he-he!
Martin Smarty: How about a job?
Ron: Maybe we have different thoughts on that word "reward"...

Martin Smarty: Oh, look at him. He's more rebel than boy, now.

Monique: Back off, Bonnie! In case you didn't notice, now Kim is the one dating the star of the football team.
Kim: That's not important to me, Monique... although Ron has broken more school records than Brick ever did.
Bonnie: [sulking] Brick... if he had just flunked senior year one more time, he'd be here to rule at my side.

Monique: If the stuff in that coupon book was worth anything, they wouldn't be giving it away.
Ron: I won't dignify that with a response!
Monique: Cause you don't have one.
Ron: Well duh! Why else do you pull that line?