Invader Zim quotes

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Dib: And what about his horrible green head?!?
Zim: Insolent fool boy! It's a... skin condition.
Dib: And he's got no ears! Is that part of your "skin condition," Zim? No ears?!?
Zim: [looking sad] Yes.

Dib: ARMS...LIKE...NOOOOOOODLES!!

Dib: Can't I use that sponge?
Ms. Bitters: No.

Dib: Chickenfoot, come back! You're not a freak, you're just stupid!

Dib: Cyb-arachno? Spider Robots? Do spiders have robots?

Dib: Gaz, taste me! I'm delicious!
[Gaz slowly walks backwards, then sprints away]

Dib: How am I supposed to know what Dad's first sentient thought was?
Gaz: It was "I will poop now." It's all here in his autobiography.
[A random fangirl wearing a Prof. Membrane bust hat appears and cuts them off.]
Fangirl #1: That's not it! It's�
[Fangirl is interrupted as Gaz pushes her away.]

Dib: I suppose you've got a heart in there?
Zim: Six of them.
Dib: Intestines?
Zim: Large or small?
Dib: Spleen?
Zim: In three different colors.
Dib: What about lungs?

Dib: I swear, sometimes I amaze myself at how amazingly I�
[Zim jumps out from behind a wall and scares Dib, and Dib falls backwards into a puddle.]

Dib: Joke's on you, Zim! Now you have to find a cure for the bologna thing.
Zim: Fool! You think I would share the cure with you?!? I'll find a cure and keep it all to myself, and then watch you transform more and more into what you really are deep down in your heart.
Dib: Deep down I'm bologna?
Zim: ...Yes.
Dib: That's just dumb.
Zim: Dumb like a moose, Dib, dumb like a moose!

Dib: Keep quiet Melvin, and we'll-.
Melvin: (Freaking out) No, no, LICE QUEEN! AHHHH!!!!
Dib: That, wasn't every quiet.
Delouser: What are you doing you here?
Dib: What.... are YOU doing out here?!?
Delouser: .....using... MIND TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!!

Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?

Dib: MY HEAD'S NOT BIG!!!
Zim: I... didn't... say anything about your head.

Dib: Now what, Zim? What's your next plan?
[Dogs with foaming mouths appear and snarl hungrily at them]
[Zim looks at the dogs then back at Dib]
Zim: lets run away screaming!

Dib: See you and your parents tonight, Zim.
Zim: Yes... Oh, I will bring my "parents", and they shall be the greatest, most parental parents EVER!