Invader Zim quotes

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Zim: The Dib- the Dib! I don't care how delicious he is, he's evil! They'll destroy the base! There's only one thing to do!
GIR: You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits? You gonna make biscuits?
Zim: No, GIR. Never. I never want you to mention biscuits ever again.
[GIR gets a shocked expression]

Zim: The Earth is safe! I did it, GIR! Now let's go destroy it!
GIR: Yay!

Zim: The Tallest fail to realize that I'm inviting them for front row seats for the end of all mankind. My latest plan-
Zim's Computer: The latest plan is about to explode.

Zim: Truly I am amazing. How could they not cheer the very sight of my progress? Still, I am becoming impatient with my incredibly subtle infiltration of this planet, and am growing ever hungrier to be the destruction of the humans. Destruction is nice!

Zim: Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you! Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you!
Dib: Ms. Bitters! Zim is threatening the voters! He's disqualified, right?
Ms. Bitters: [to an administration droid] The child shrieks like a fruit bat.
[The droid slams another muzzle around Dib's head]

Zim: We cannot fail, GIR. Even as a small Irken smeet my dream was to pass probing day like a Slor Beast passes her young. Jiggly! And full of juice...

Zim: What are you doing, GIR?
GIR: Nothing...
Zim: Nothing... or something?
GIR: Oh, I can't take it, you're too smart for me. Keef is planning a s'prise party for you after skool. He gonna bring all the kids because he loves you! [crying] That boy loves you so much! [stops crying] I'm makin' the cake!
Zim: He's bringing all the children to our secret lair? Do you realize what this means?
GIR: Yes! Wait a minute...no.
Zim: It means the mission is in jeopardy!
GIR: Aw man! [hums happily]

Zim: What do you think you're doing?
Nik: Well, you see that planet back there?
[Zim looks at the Earth, which is being towed behind them]
Zim: Yes.
Nik: We're going to throw it into our sun. Why? You got a problem with that?
Oog-ah: That one's gonna burn real good. Lots of critters. Critters burn good.

Zim: Where are we?
Dib: Some kind of alternate universe. It's based on my imagination somehow.
Zim: And you brought me here?!? You sickening, troublesome human!
[Zim activates his robot spider legs and approaches Dib threateningly]
Dib: Hey! The only way out is through my head! Anything happens to me and you're stuck here forever!
[Zim retracts his robot spider legs]
Zim: Curse yoooouuuu! Wait- I can still do stuff to your legs, right?
Dib: I guess, but- wait! No!
Zim: Gah! Curse yoooouuuu!

Zim: Where is our house?
GIR: Um... There... No, no, wait... It's over there...
Zim: How could you not know?! I just upgraded your guidance system!
GIR: Oh. I left that at home.
Zim: You left what at home?
GIR: The guidy chippy thingy.
Zim: You! Why would you do that?!?
GIR: To make room for the cupcake!

Zim: Who are you?!?
Poop Dog: I am-
Zim: Who are you?!?
Poop Dog: I am-
Zim: Who are you?!?
Poop Dog: I am Poop Dog!

Zim: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
GIR: [screaming] I made it myself!!!

Zim: Why? Because! When you create a giant monster of doom, you have to-..You have to-.. I don't know.
[Kid starts sniffling]
Zim: But stop sniffling sad little Earth-monkey, Ultra-peepi will live on...[starts waving hand] out there...in the stars.
[huge crash is shown behind Zim down-town]

Zim: With my mighty fists of horror and unstoppable cruelty, I am the tool of destruction, vengeance and fury!
Sgt. Hobo: I only asked for your name! Next!
Throbulator: I am Throbulator! I am a creature of pure headache! Yeeow, my head!
Sgt. Hobo: Your name! That's all I want! Gah!
Skoodge: Invader Skoodge, sir!
Zim: Skoodge? I thought the Almighty Tallest killed you!
Skoodge: Yeah, but I'm okay now.

Zim: You can't escape by teleporter, little Gaz. I cut the power! Your pitiful attempt to escape is nothing but a pitiful failure! Stupid, stinking humans!
Gaz: Doesn't this spaceship have any escape pods?
Zim: Of course; they're right over there. (shaking head)Stupid, stinking humans... huh?