Invader Zim quotes
263 total quotesTeacher: Dwicky! Do you really believe in aliens?!?
Dwicky: [laughs] Not anymore! All the child-like wonder was ripped from my heart the day my foot got stuck in an escalator and aliens didn't come rescue me! No, I'll just humor Dib until he tells me what the real problem is.
Teacher: [spazzes out] AGH! That's...psycho-technical talk!! [falls to the floor]
Dwicky: Indeed it is.
Dwicky: [laughs] Not anymore! All the child-like wonder was ripped from my heart the day my foot got stuck in an escalator and aliens didn't come rescue me! No, I'll just humor Dib until he tells me what the real problem is.
Teacher: [spazzes out] AGH! That's...psycho-technical talk!! [falls to the floor]
Dwicky: Indeed it is.
Torque: [Back in the auditorium][In a somewhat disgruntled tone] Pffft. I didn't know that!
Prof. Membrane: I made the Perpetual Energy Generator, or, as I call her, PEG. Tonight, I activate it. If it works, we never have to worry about power again! If it doesn't, it'll send out a wave of doom that will destroy all life on Earth!
Spectator: What was that last part?
Prof. Membrane: I made the Perpetual Energy Generator, or, as I call her, PEG. Tonight, I activate it. If it works, we never have to worry about power again! If it doesn't, it'll send out a wave of doom that will destroy all life on Earth!
Spectator: What was that last part?
Video Store Clerk:Hey, Man. It's Been 4 weeks since you rented Intestines of War. It's 20 Days overdue. Hello? Hell-lo?!?
GIR:Who is it?(Hangs up)
Zim: [in a mocking voice] I gunna watch it again.
[long pause]
GIR: ...I GUNNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!
Zim: This is the hundredth time, GIR. You have to stop watching this thing or... OH, WHAT IS THAT? [points to TV]A warning? Oh no! Oh no! FBI? Who is this FBI? Why are they trying to warn us about?
GIR:SHHH!
Zim:(screaming)
(phone rings)
GIR:Who is it?(Hangs up)
Zim: [in a mocking voice] I gunna watch it again.
[long pause]
GIR: ...I GUNNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!
Zim: This is the hundredth time, GIR. You have to stop watching this thing or... OH, WHAT IS THAT? [points to TV]A warning? Oh no! Oh no! FBI? Who is this FBI? Why are they trying to warn us about?
GIR:SHHH!
Zim:(screaming)
(phone rings)
Young Prof. Membrane: Oh, boy! I asked Santa for twelve cases of Uranium 238. Yay!
[Prof. Membrane opens a present. Tube socks shoot out from the present and fill the room]
Young Prof. Membrane: Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[Prof. Membrane opens a present. Tube socks shoot out from the present and fill the room]
Young Prof. Membrane: Nooo! Santa has let me down! I will turn my back on him and devote a portion of my life to destroying Santa! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Zim's Computer: But seriously Zim if you just speed up the explosion-
Zim: I don't pay you to contradict me!
Zim's Computer: You don't... pay me at all...
GIR: [being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Season 2
Zim: I don't pay you to contradict me!
Zim's Computer: You don't... pay me at all...
GIR: [being used as a catapult for an accelerator to speed up the explosion] But if the big 'splodey goes fast, won't it get all bad?
Season 2
Zim's Computer: There's someone at the door.
Zim: Oh, what is it? I have not the patience for- AAAAAH! Girl with cookies! Girl with cookies!
Zim: Oh, what is it? I have not the patience for- AAAAAH! Girl with cookies! Girl with cookies!
Zim's Robot Elves: [singing] Bow down, bow down, before the power of Santa or be crushed, be crushed, by... his jolly boots of doom!
Zim: (to GIR) Wadda ya watching?
GIR: Angry Monkey.
Zim: THAT... horrible monkey!
GIR: Mm-Hm! Where's Ultra Peepi?
Zim: He's working.
[Facing off against Peepi in his Zoot Cruiser]
GIR: Angry Monkey.
Zim: THAT... horrible monkey!
GIR: Mm-Hm! Where's Ultra Peepi?
Zim: He's working.
[Facing off against Peepi in his Zoot Cruiser]
Zim: [after laughing for some while] That's a good one! "Help you!" Why should I help you?
Dib: Hey! I helped you when we were transforming into giant bolognes!
Zim: YOU'RE MAKING IT UP!!!!!
Dib: Hey! I helped you when we were transforming into giant bolognes!
Zim: YOU'RE MAKING IT UP!!!!!
Zim: [disguised as a human] Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.
Zim: [eating cafeteria food, gags] It's delicious! It's delicious! I AM NORMAL!!
Zim: [to alien] But I need to get back to my mission! My precious MISSION! What about them, huh? Gimme some of those! [snatches alien's fries]
Zim: So, I say, "You want some of this?" And she says, she says, right back at me, she says-
Alien: Who are you, and why are you talking to me?
Zim: So, I say, "You want some of this?" And she says, she says, right back at me, she says-
Alien: Who are you, and why are you talking to me?
Zim: [to bus driver] You expect me to pay to ride this filthy machine? Have you the brain worms?!