Erik: I mean, people thought that I was Gossip Girl.
Serena: [laughs] You have to admit, it made sense at the time.

Erik: Why would I stand here if front of everyone we know and tell them if it wasn't true? I'm gay, and so are you.

Georgina: Because I can.

Georgina: From the moment I met you, I've been falling for you.
Dan: You want to just go somewhere we can talk? Somewhere quiet?

Georgina: I mean there must be love in the New York air. You're engaged, Serena's found a new guy, Erik's found himself a boyfriend...
[Lily, Serena and Erik all are shocked by what Goergina had said]
Erik: Excuse me?
Lily: [a bit confused] Oh, I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you right?
Georgina: What, you haven't met Serena's new guy?
Lily: Uh, boyfriend?!
Georgina: Oh, you mean Erik? You didn't know he was dating someone? I didn't think it was a secret, I mean, I saw them kissing in front of St Jude's this morning for the world to see. [Erik looking uncomfortable while Georgina gladly reveals the secret]Well, don't look so embarassed, E, he is a hot piece. Well done!
Serena: Please, Georgina, it's not funny, okay?
Georgina: Oh! Um, you didn't know Erik was dating a boy?
Lily: That doesn't make any sense because that would mean... that Erik is... and he's not, [sighs uncomfortably] he's just not.
[close up of Erik who is lost for words]
Lily: Are you? [realising that Georgina was telling the truth] God...
[Erik see his mother's disappointment and runs off]
Serena: Erik! [sighs] Great, Mom, that's just great. [Serena looks to Georgina] How dare you?!
[Georgina looks innocent as if she has done nothing wrong]

Georgina: I'd like to propose a toast: To the new you.
Serena: To the new me.

Georgina: Oh, hi, sweetie. Let me just call someone to... [Serena cuts in]
Serena: I don't want you to ever contact me again.
Georgina: Just because of a few nights of harmless fun?
Serena: It wasn't fun waking up and not knowing where I was. It wasn't fun missing the SATs and it DEFINITELY wasn't fun lying to Dan.
Georgina: [snorts] And this is all my fault because... [Serena cuts in]
Serena: It's my fault because I make huge mistakes when I'm with you.

Georgina: Um, I'm Sarah, by the way. [shakes Dan's hand]
Dan: I'm Dan. Nice to meet you, Sarah. [shakes Sarah's hand]

Georgina: It's Serena! She goes down for anything.

Georgina: One last battle and the war is won.

Gossip Girl: You know, it's kind of funny, how you can find meaning from things you wouldn't think to look at. Like on a TV show- The truth always comes out, it's one of the fundamental rules of time. And when it comes out it can set you free, or end everything you've fought so hard for. Another way the truth comes out - when you don't even mean it to, or when, without saying a word, it's still heard loud and clear. But the worst thing the truth can do? Is when you finally tell it, it doesn't set you free, but locks you away forever.

Gossip Girl: [About Blair] Looks like Daddy's girl isn't sugar and spice and everything nice after all.

Gossip Girl: As per Gossip Girl Thanksgiving tradition, I'm trading my laptop for stove-top. And for the next sixteen hours, the only thing I'm dishing is seconds. When the cat's away, the mice will play. Have fun, little rodents!

Gossip Girl: As you might have guessed, Upper East Siders, prohibition never stood a chance against exhibition. It's human nature to be free. And no matter how long you try to be good, you can't keep a bad girl down.

Gossip Girl: Cheers to that, Blair. Nothing says welcome home like a bottle of bubbly... or a scandal bubbling.