Glee quotes

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All Seasons
 Season 1  



Quinn: Look, I know I went a little crazy.
[Santana and Mercedes nod in agreement.]

Quinn: My baby hormones are making me moody.

Quinn: No I think Rachel's right.

Quinn: Senior year and I've finally found myself. Not sure what the tipping point was; dyeing my hair, the nose ring, my ironic tattoo of Ryan Seacrest. But one thing I know, I'm never going back.
Santana: Quinn, look, this is our senior year. And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you.
Quinn: You guys are such suckers for going back to Sue Sylvester.
Santana: Come on, screw her. This is for us. We can win two National championships this year. We joined Cheerios together, we joined Glee club together, we all slept with Puckerman the same year. We're like besties for life.
Brittany: Yeah, come on, Quinn. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray.
Quinn: You guys never understood the pressure I was under. It sucked. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits.
Santana: Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide with your name on it in my locker. Come on, Quinn. You can't break up the Unholy Trinity.
Quinn: People grow apart. Deal with it. I've got new friends now, and they accept me for who I am.

Quinn: So how about we stop talking about tonguing and Finn and I head down to the nurse?
Santana: You know what? I think that is a capital idea! [smiles evilly]

Quinn: So what do you want to talk about in private?
Sam: These galactic mobiles aren't the stars at McKinley. We are. Or at least I want us to be. I think I love you.
Quinn: Oh.
Sam: Look, my shoulder's healed up and I'm going to be the quarterback again soon. And you're already the head cheerleader. [Bends on one knee and opens a box with a ring]
Quinn: Oh my god, are you proposing? We've known each other for 6 weeks. Stand up. You're freaking me out.
Sam: I-I wanna marry you, someday. Until then, will you accept this promise ring?
Quinn: What are you, 6?
Sam:: [Stands up] If you accept, this ring will symbolize my promise to you to be true, to never pressure you to do anything more than kiss, to listen to your problems, to tell you when you have food in your teeth or eye gunk, to come over to your house whenever you need something super heavy to move around. I promise to make you feel proud when you walk down the hall and say, "That dude's my boyfriend." I promise to do all of those things without trying to sound like Matthew McConaughey.
Quinn: [Laughs softly]
Sam: [Bends down on one knee again] I really care about you, Quinn and I want us to be together.
Quinn: [Closes the box]
Sam: Is that a no?
Quinn: It's a maybe. [Leaves]

Quinn: Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're like toxic assets!

Quinn: That's me. My middle name is Quinn, I stopped going by Lucy because kids made up a mean nickname, Lucy Caboosey. I hated the way I looked. I had zits, I was chubby. I felt terrible about myself. I didn't have friends. Nobody would talk to me. I was the only kid at school who had to dissect their own frog because nobody would be my lab partner. And then I joined ballet, lost a little bit of weight, found out I was athletic and joined gymnastics and cheer-leading, went on proactive for my acne, and when my dad got transferred he got a raise, and I asked him if I could get a nose job, and he said yes, and I asked them to call me Quinn. I love myself, and that's why I did all those things. I've been that girl, and I'm never going back. I was a miserable little girl. And now I'm gonna be prom queen.

Quinn: The Cheerios' photo's tomorrow; I want back on that squad.
Sue: Oh, is that what you want? Well, what I wanted was a head cheerleader who wasn't going to hoist her legs behind her ears in the backseat of the first station wagon she could jimmy open, throwing away any chance she ever had in life.

Quinn: The first time I cheated, I got pregnant. The second time I did it, I got mono. I think the universe is trying to tell me something.

Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.

Quinn: We've been talking this whole time and you haven't even noticed that I'm wearing your ring
Sam: How'd you get that?
Quinn: I broke into your locker. I've always been really handy with a nail file
Sam: Really?
Quinn: Mmm-hmm.

Quinn: What do I have? Beth is perfect, she is my perfect thing. Something I can't even screw up. Do you know how hard it is to do something perfectly? I'll never get the chance again. So even if I never leave this town or accomplish anything, I'll have her to call mine.

Quinn: When we're Prom King and Queen, it'll feel just as good as a little something something.

Quinn: When you start eating for somebody else so that they can grow and be healthy, your relationship to food changes. I realized that if I'm still willing to eat right to take care of this baby, why am I not willing to do it for myself?